RoadHammer
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Two guys were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape
from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions,
one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie
would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the
castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however,
stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make
the entire ocean into beer!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately
the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer
on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their
circumstances.
One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot!
Now were going to have to piss in the boat !!
from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions,
one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie
would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the
castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however,
stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make
the entire ocean into beer!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately
the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer
on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their
circumstances.
One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot!
Now were going to have to piss in the boat !!
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