IdahoMtnSpyder
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Carnation ran a contest one time to see who could come up with the best advertising jingle. Mrs. Brown sent in an entry. A couple of weeks later she received a letter from Carnation severely admonishing her for the crudeness and language of the jingle she mailed in. Crying, she showed the letter to her husband and asked what was wrong with, "Carnation milk, it comes in a can. The best there is for beast or man!"
"Dear, I saw that letter before you mailed it and I thought it needed a little more zing so I added to it."
"What did you do to it?", she demanded angrily.
"I just added a few words so that it would read:"
"Carnation milk, it comes in a can."
"The best there is for beast or man!"
"No teats to pull, no hay to pitch!"
"Just punch a hole in the son of a bitch!"
"Dear, I saw that letter before you mailed it and I thought it needed a little more zing so I added to it."
"What did you do to it?", she demanded angrily.
"I just added a few words so that it would read:"
"Carnation milk, it comes in a can."
"The best there is for beast or man!"
"No teats to pull, no hay to pitch!"
"Just punch a hole in the son of a bitch!"
