Joe T.
Member
Sunday Morning Sex!
> I will never hear church bells ringing again without
> smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just
> passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's
> house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
>
> When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
> "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
>
> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
> 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
>
> "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing
> our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it
> was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the
> right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous,
> simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
>
> She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
>
> "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
> I will never hear church bells ringing again without
> smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just
> passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's
> house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
>
> When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
> "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
>
> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
> 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
>
> "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing
> our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it
> was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the
> right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous,
> simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
>
> She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
>
> "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
