Ad agency pitch for slogans for United Airlines...

[Hokiev]

New slogans for United Airlines...

• We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class.

• Our prices can’t be beaten...but our passengers can be.

• We put the hospital in hospitality.

• We beat our passengers, not the competition.

• We have an offer you can’t refuse. No, really.

• Board as a doctor, leave as a patient.

• Not enough seating? Prepare for a beating.

• And you thought legroom was an issue.

• If our staff need a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet.

• We treat you like we treat your luggage.

• Fight or flight.

• You may have patients, but we don’t have patience.

• We have red-eye and black-eye flights available.

• Now serving free punch.

 

[Bob Denman]

:clap:
My favorite addition to your list would be:
"United Airlines... now offering Chinese take-out!"

 

[ARtraveler]

What can I say? Except for :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

My brother is flying United in a couple weeks. Will see if he has any good stories to tell upon arrival. :gaah::gaah:

 

[Bob Denman]

Tell him not to forget his cup, and his mouthguard... :shocked:

 

[vided]

:clap:
My favorite addition to your list would be:
"United Airlines... now offering Chinese take-out!"

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::lecturef_smilie:

 

[Jeriatric]

Fly United

United - as in together?

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[Bob Denman]

United - as in together?

:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

They're gonna have to do something, to make flying seem like fun again... :2thumbs:

 

[Chupaca]

Not to laugh...

:roflblack::roflblack: but there are some good ones...like the one about your luggage....:roflblack: