A friends wife called to let me know he was in the hospital

[2Paw]

and their vacation plans were on hold, I asked what happened

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so sought my husband's advice. 'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?' 'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'
He's still in intensive care.

:roflblack:

 

[Chupaca]

Oouch..!!

there is something to say about thinking before speaking...:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:

 

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

if people were to think before they speak most would not speak at all & divorce & hospital check ins would
be reduced

 

[Bob Denman]

...And it would be a WHOLE lot quieter out there!