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On the lighter side of the law.... an oldie but goodie!
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.
“I have some good news, and I have some bad news.”
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful tough day. Give me the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in
two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!"
You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer said, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of
them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the
crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her
personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning
in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer and threatened
what would happen to her if she let them thaw out. Shortly
before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce
to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs
in New Orleans , please raise your hand?" Not one hand went
up... So she took them home and ate them. There are two lessons
here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.
“I have some good news, and I have some bad news.”
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful tough day. Give me the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in
two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!"
You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer said, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of
them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the
crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her
personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning
in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer and threatened
what would happen to her if she let them thaw out. Shortly
before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce
to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs
in New Orleans , please raise your hand?" Not one hand went
up... So she took them home and ate them. There are two lessons
here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think
