• There were many reasons for the change of the site software, the biggest was security. The age of the old software also meant no server updates for certain programs. There are many benefits to the new software, one of the biggest is the mobile functionality. Ill fix up some stuff in the coming days, we'll also try to get some of the old addons back or the data imported back into the site like the garage. To create a thread or to reply with a post is basically the same as it was in the prior software. The default style of the site is light colored, but i temporarily added a darker colored style, to change you can find a link at the bottom of the site.

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    THE HUMAN BODY......

    It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach... One human hair can support 3Kg - 6.6 Lb... The average mans manhood is three times the length of his thumb.... Human thighbones are stronger than concrete..... A woman's heart beats faster than a mans heart...
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    PRESCRIPTION........

    A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic..... Ma'am why do you want arsenic, ? She says , To kill my Husband''..... ''I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person'''.... The lady lays down a photo of a man and woman in a compromising position.... The man is her...
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    SUPERSEX......

    A little old lady who had lost her mind was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she ran, She would flip up her nightgown and yell, ''SUPERSEX, ..... She then ran up to a elderly man in a wheelchair flipping up her gown, and yelled, ''SUPERSEX'' He sat silently for a moment or...
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    BREAKFAST.......

    I woke up this morning at 8 and just felt that something was wrong.... I go downstairs for breakfast and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor' not breathing!!........ I panicked, And i didn't know what to do, Then i remembered. McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30.........
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    WIFE THREW ME OUT.......

    My Wife packed my bags threw them out the door and Yelled ''GET OUT'' As i walked out the front door, She started screaming, I wish you a slow and painful death. You SOB...... '''OH'', I replied, So now you want me to stay.....
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    GOOSE FACTS.....

    Canadian geese are known to fly in a ''V'' shaped formation as they migrate across the county. The lead goose in the ''V'' cuts through the air making it easier for the rest of the geese behind Him to fly all night, As the the lead goose becomes tired, He will drop off and join one of the sides...
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    SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE........

    2000 B.C.=Here eat this root.. 1000 A.D.=That root is heathen, Here say this prayer.. 1850 A.D.=That prayer is superstition, Here drink this potion.. 1940 A.D.=That potion is snake oil, Here swallow this pill.. 1985 A.D.=That pill is ineffective, Here take this antibiotic.. 2000 A.D.=That...
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    WINTER OF MY LIFE......

    You know...... Time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years. It seems just yesterday that i was young, Just married and embarking on my new life with my Wife. Yet in a way it seems like long ago, And i wonder where all the years went. I know that i lived them...
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    FUGAWIS......

    Anybody watch the Fugawis last night...... It's a bike show, with a New York Accent....:thumbup:
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    DOUBLE BLONDE......

    A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde gal in a convertible sports car for speeding, She walks up to the car, And asks the blonde for her drivers license.... The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, ''What does it look like?'' The blonde...
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    PEOPLE OVER 35 SHOULD BE DEAD...

    Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead based paint.... We had no childproof lids on bottles, doors or cabinets, And when we rode our bikes we had no helmets... As children we would ride in cars with out seat belts or airbags..... Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm...
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    SEX AND GOOD GRAMMAR.....

    On his 74th birthday, A man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a cure for erectile dysfunction., After being persuaded, He drove to the reservation and handed his certificate to the...
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    MY FATHER IS FASTER....

    Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about how great their Fathers are... The first one says, Well my Father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow , and starts to run and he gets there before the arrow... The second one says, Ha, you think thats fast, My Father is a hunter. He can shoot...
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    SEEN MY DOCTOR TODAY

    I was having problems about having calm in my life, He suggested that i should always finish things that i start, And that would restore a little calm in my life. I then looked around my house to find all the things that i started and never found time to finish. So i finished a bottle of...
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    NEWSPAPER.......

    I was over my Sons house last night when i asked him if i can borrow a newspaper, ''This is the 21st century'', He said and i might add a little indignant, We don't waste money on them, Here use my iPad'' I can tell you this, That fly never knew what hit him.....
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    SHORTEST STORY.....

    A collage class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible; The short story had to contain 3 things,. [1] Religion [2] Sexuality [3] Mystery Below is the only short story to receive an A+ ''Good God, I'm Pregnant, I wonder who did it....
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    THANK YOU NOTE.....

    When we get older we think differently. This letter was sent to the Principals office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly.... An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Feel...
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    DOORWAYS FAULT....

    Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, Only to completely forget what the purpose was? Turns out doors themselves are to blame for these strange memory lapses... Psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered that passing through a doorway triggers whats know as an...
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    INDIAN CHIEF....

    When the great Apache Chief Cochise lay dying, He called all his people together. With his last words he said their world was changing and their next Chief must be brave, strong, and have the wellbeing of all the tribe foremost in his mind..... To chose a new Chief, He said he foresaw a cold...
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    GUTS vs. BALLS....

    Guts or balls?, There is a ''Medical'' distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, And to alleviate further confusion, The following definitions are listed below..... GUTS; - Is arriving...
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