• There were many reasons for the change of the site software, the biggest was security. The age of the old software also meant no server updates for certain programs. There are many benefits to the new software, one of the biggest is the mobile functionality. Ill fix up some stuff in the coming days, we'll also try to get some of the old addons back or the data imported back into the site like the garage. To create a thread or to reply with a post is basically the same as it was in the prior software. The default style of the site is light colored, but i temporarily added a darker colored style, to change you can find a link at the bottom of the site.

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  1. JerryB

    Rated-R Having What it Takes

    Hi folks, A nun passes away and finds herself up in the clouds. There, she is greeted by an angel – halo, wings, the whole nine yards. “Welcome to heaven. We are so happy to have you here. Follow me.” So she does. A few minutes pass and the nun hears in the distance the worst screams...
  2. JerryB

    NSFW Ice

    Hi folks, After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, He beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?" "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl...
  3. JerryB

    NSFW The bullfrog

    Hi folks, A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog...
  4. JerryB

    Rated-R Teddy Bears

    Hi folks, A woman meets a rather handsome and charming man in the bar of a highly regarded restaurant. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They go back to his apartment, and as he shows her around she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet...
  5. JerryB

    Rated-PG Birds

    Hi folks, A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. The sign on the cage said $50. "Why so cheap?" she asked the pet storeowner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and...
  6. JerryB

    Rated-PG It's All About The Teaching

    Hi folks, You may have heard this one before; if so, well here it is again: A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of...
  7. JerryB

    Photos on here

    Hi folks, As of now, I cannot determine how to upload photos on this site. In the past it was quite easy. I just went to that little 'square thingy' up in the 2nd row above this post & did it. Now, I can do everything, but when I click on 'Upload' or whatever it says, nothing happens...
  8. JerryB

    Rated-PG Colonoscopy

    Hi folks, It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colonoscopy. I went into his office for my very first rectal exam. His new blond nurse, Ethel, took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few...
  9. JerryB

    Rated-R Foreign Students

    The teacher said...Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death!'? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akito, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said. "Very good! "Who said: 'Government...
  10. JerryB

    Rated-PG Sausage

    Hi folks, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German...
  11. JerryB

    Rated-PG Men

    Hi folks, After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God. 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's...
  12. JerryB

    Rated-PG The Bartender

    Hi folks, A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked...
  13. JerryB

    Rated-PG Insomnia

    Hi folks, A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you." "I...
  14. JerryB

    Rated-PG Kids

    Hi folks, A redneck couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed'. The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why after nine children would they choose to do...
  15. JerryB

    Rated-PG Sarcasm for the Day...

    Hi folks, Some oldies & some new: [I]1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. 2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. 3. You can tell a...
  16. JerryB

    Fuel Line Coupler

    Hi folks, Just wondering if any of you can direct me to where I might buy a couple of in-line plastic fuel line couplers; see attached photo. A local Spyder owner ( '09 RS ) and I want to do the Canisterectomy & will need some. We could use other designs, this one is just one that was sent to...
  17. JerryB

    Rated-PG Birth Control

  18. JerryB

    Rated-PG Therapy

    Hi folks, At the therapist’s office, I asked my wife, “You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, won’t you?” Her: Yes Me: I knew it! :banghead: Jerry Baumchen
  19. JerryB

    Rated-PG Well, not yet

  20. JerryB

    Our new look

    Hi folks, My skydiving forum just had a complete makeover. If you think the changes here are bad, IMO you have nothing to complain about. Remember: Old people do not like change. Jerry Baumchen
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