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  1. SpyderConvert

    head light modulator

    I recall reading about a study that was done somewhere in the midwest in the early 80's. In this study, they had 300 motorists pull up to a stop sign, they were instructed to keep their eyes straight ahead, not to look either right or left. Two motorcycles approached the intersection, one from...
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    head light modulator

    Watching :popcorn:
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    Rated-PG Parking Ticket

    I went to Walmart today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I...
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    Rated-R Elderly Bartering

    Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were alone in the lounge of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting and for $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady looked surprised...
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    Rated-PG Timeless Wisdom and Smart Alecry

    Love is grand! Divorce is a hundred grand. I am in shape. Round is a shape. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. Even if you are on the right track, You'll...
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    Rated-PG The Prince of Darkness

    If you do not see the humor, then you have been fortunate enough to have never owned an English car. The Lucas Electric motto: "Get home before dark." Lucas denies having invented darkness. But they still claim "sudden, unexpected darkness." Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper...
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    Rated-PG For Good Reason

    Golf stories are so real…, A golfer was hitting his ball from near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?” The golfer replied that his club had fallen into the water and he needed the club to have a chance to win...
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    Rated-R Irish Humor

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did...
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    Rated-PG Irish Humor (Oldie)

    Six old Irish dudes are playing poker in O'Leary's pub when Paddy Murphy loses 500 pounds on a single hand. Suddenly, he clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five guys continue playing standing up. Michael looks around and asks...
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    Newbie Confused About Luggage

    My '15 RTL included the frunk bag as well.
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    Rated-PG Another Rooster

    A chicken farmer goes to the local cafe ..... He sits next to a woman and orders a glass of champagne. The woman says: - "It's weird, I've just ordered a glass of Champagne!" - "What a coincidence!" Says the breeder, who adds: - "It's a special day for me ..... I'm celebrating it". - "It's a...
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    Rated-PG The Alphabet For Seniors

    New Alphabet: A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. The Alphabet For Seniors: A's for arthritis, B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac? D is...
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    Review: New YEAR 2019 Ride Plan?

    Sorry for not getting back to you sooner. I was able to contact the wife of the gentleman that was a co-author of the book (he has since passed away). She does still have about 100 of the printed books, but has no plans to make any of it available in PDF form. I had paid $24.95 for my books, but...
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    Rated-R A Grandpa Story

    Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My 8-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food and I would thank you even more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty, peace & justice for...
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    Hope BRP are reading our threads and listens (WAKE UP BRP REPRESENTATIVES)

    I just checked Maryland's website and there is a statute called "lemon law" that covers cars, light trucks and motorcycles. You might want to check your state's Attorney General website to see if your state has a similar statute. Theere are, of course, some restrictions such as notifying the...
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    Draw The Curtain...

    Sorry to see you go, Bob. You WILL be missed!!!!
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    Rated-PG An Old Woman In Court (Oldie)

    In a trial taking place in a provincial town, a lawyer calls his first witness to the bar: a very old grandmother! He approaches her and asks her: Mrs. Jeanne, do you know me?- Oh! Yes, I know you since your childhood, and sincerely you disappoint me a lot! You are a big liar, you are...
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    Insurance Cost

    I'm with State Farm (my stepson), $435/yr. with $100,000/$300,000
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    Rated-R And Here Is The Real Story....

    A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to...
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