spyderCodes
Member
I suppose that I now have a personal beef with the 1.2 billion people that identify themselves with a certain school of thought.
You and Your Prophet have inconvenienced me.
I used to travel a lot.
So much so that when I didn't have to I swore that I didn't need nor want a passport.
I would be content to spend my life in the good ole USA driving my Spyder on roads my taxes paid for.
Then BRP in some sort of Global Village, UN inspired plot decided that I had to travel to a foreign country.
You know, The Great White North where they live in igloos and have just recently instituted a program to make indoor toilets optional.
A country so cold that a balmy 74 degree day in Buffalo is suddenly a chilly 23 degrees right over the border.
So, in order to travel to that backward, third world country of Canada that happens to produce the most technologically advanced open road vehicle on the planet I needed a passport.
Or a much cheaper passport card.
OK, I'm a proper US citizen born in the USA.
I have a Birth Certificate and a driver's license.
Except the guy at the Post Office says No.
My Birth Certificate is only a declaration by the hospital that they would register my birth.
I was, for historical purposes, the 226th baby born at Corry Memorial Hospital.
It seems my cheaper than cheap father had elected not to pay the 1.00 fee to get my actual Birth Certificate.
Stanley, even after being dead for 40 years you still are making my life miserable.
Now its gonna cost me $15.00
Have your Last Laugh.
After I fill out the forms, write the check and wait for processing I can't help but pine for the simpler times when we Americans could visit our frozen, monarch oppressed cousins in the Great White North by merely wearing something warm and driving over the Peace Bridge.
You and Your Prophet have inconvenienced me.
I used to travel a lot.
So much so that when I didn't have to I swore that I didn't need nor want a passport.
I would be content to spend my life in the good ole USA driving my Spyder on roads my taxes paid for.
Then BRP in some sort of Global Village, UN inspired plot decided that I had to travel to a foreign country.
You know, The Great White North where they live in igloos and have just recently instituted a program to make indoor toilets optional.
A country so cold that a balmy 74 degree day in Buffalo is suddenly a chilly 23 degrees right over the border.
So, in order to travel to that backward, third world country of Canada that happens to produce the most technologically advanced open road vehicle on the planet I needed a passport.
Or a much cheaper passport card.
OK, I'm a proper US citizen born in the USA.
I have a Birth Certificate and a driver's license.
Except the guy at the Post Office says No.
My Birth Certificate is only a declaration by the hospital that they would register my birth.
I was, for historical purposes, the 226th baby born at Corry Memorial Hospital.
It seems my cheaper than cheap father had elected not to pay the 1.00 fee to get my actual Birth Certificate.
Stanley, even after being dead for 40 years you still are making my life miserable.
Now its gonna cost me $15.00
Have your Last Laugh.
After I fill out the forms, write the check and wait for processing I can't help but pine for the simpler times when we Americans could visit our frozen, monarch oppressed cousins in the Great White North by merely wearing something warm and driving over the Peace Bridge.
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