ATD- At the doctor
BFF-Best friend fell
BTW-Bring the wheelchair
BYOT-Bring your own teeth
FWIW-Forgot where I was
GHA-Got heartburn again
IMHAO-Is my hearing aid on?
LMDO-Laughing my dentures out
OMMR-On my massage recliner
ROFLACGU-Rolling on floor laughing and can't get up
TTYL-Talk to you louder