60 IS THE WORST AGE TO BE

[grumpybob]

Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.”

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all.”

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?”

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30.”

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

[Chupaca]

but true....

[vided]

[Bob Denman]

Oops...

[mxz600]

Good one Bob. You had me going with the title as I just turned 60 this past Sunday.

When I was a little younger and my father was 60 I thought he was very old. Now that I'm 60 it doesn't seem so old.

[Bob Denman]

I prefer to remain immature at any age...

[WilMo1775]

funny

[ARtraveler]

There are worse ages than 60. But--it depends on one's point of view.

[StanProff]

I am going on 64 and I have no problem at all holding my pee. ...... once I start I just never know when I'm done

[mtdoragary]

Try 73.