First Date......

[mowin]

1st Date Conversation Lady: Do you drink? Man: Yes Lady: How much a day? Man: 3 six packs Lady: How much per six pack Man: about $10.00 Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 15 years Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct? Man: Correct Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct? Man: Correct Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink? Lady: No Man: Where's your Ferrari?

[twain]

Good one.

[ARtraveler]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh--that just makes the accounting juices flow.

[jerpinoy]

That's a lot of spyder and mods. I better stop drinking cheap beer.

[ibcoralsea]

Awesome! LOL..........Giggle.........Gasp.......LOL

[Chupaca]

good one !!

[IGETAROUND]

Very good one, LOL and ROTF