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  1. 11-23-2016, 01:31 PM #1
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    Default Thanksgiving Funnies . . .

    Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims!

    Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A: They suspected fowl play!


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  2. 11-23-2016, 01:39 PM #2
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    I've got a few...

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    Several more...

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    Great chuckles.

    Currently Owned: 2019 F3 Limited, 2020 F3 Limited: SOLD BOTH LIMITEDS in October of 2023.

    Previously : 2008 GS-SM5 (silver), 2009 RS-SE5 (red), 2010 RT-S Premier Editon #474 (black) 2011 RT A&C SE5 (magnesium) 2014 RTS-SE6 (yellow)

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    Default Come on now....

    your making me feel bad for the turkey... I will do something about it next year....
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    Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo? A: A turkey that can pluck itself!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieSpyder View Post
    Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo? A: A turkey that can pluck itself!
    lol you watched the five

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieSpyder View Post
    Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo? A: A turkey that can pluck itself!

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    Default Thanksgiving Funnies . . .

    & get some ICE!
    Honestly don’t remember what pics those were no problem -new one:
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuznjohn View Post
    lol you watched the five
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    You're right! But it was funny.
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    Q: What do you call a haunted turkey? A: A poultrygeist!
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    i once saw a bum standing on a street corner around the holidays saying HO HO HO,,,, HO HO HO, so i went over and gave him a few bucks, and said to him, i like your Christmas spirit. he said to me, I HATE THE HOLIDAYS, I AM JUST COUNTING THE HOOKERS ACROSS THE STREET
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    I won't mention his name and it's not just at the holidays.
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