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 Biggest Lie that you ever told.
What is the biggest lie that you ever told (please do not tell us anything that requires a witness protection plan)
Mine:
Early one morning I got out of bed and my wife was in the kitchen in a cute little night gown
I picked her up gently and headed for the bedroom
i Gently placed her on the bed
and then I made her breakfast and cleaned the whole house while she rested.
Your Turn.
Cruzr Joe
Last edited by Cruzr Joe; 11-17-2016 at 06:33 PM.
2018 F3 Limited, BRP Driver Backrest, Spyderpops Lighted Bump Skid, Dual Spyclops Light, Mirror Turn Signals, Laser Alignment, Engine LEDs, Fog Lights With Halo's, Cushion Handgrips, BRT LEDs, and Under Lighting, Lamonster IPS, (with Clock), F4 25" Vented Windshield with Wings, Airhawk "R" Cushions. Position 4 Brake setting, Short reach Handlebars, Dash Mounted Voltmeter and 12 Volt Plug. Set of 3rd pegs. Extended Passenger Seat. Exterior BRP Connect setup, Ultimate Trailer
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 Originally Posted by Bob Denman
IT WAS A LIE BOB.
Cruzr Joe
2018 F3 Limited, BRP Driver Backrest, Spyderpops Lighted Bump Skid, Dual Spyclops Light, Mirror Turn Signals, Laser Alignment, Engine LEDs, Fog Lights With Halo's, Cushion Handgrips, BRT LEDs, and Under Lighting, Lamonster IPS, (with Clock), F4 25" Vented Windshield with Wings, Airhawk "R" Cushions. Position 4 Brake setting, Short reach Handlebars, Dash Mounted Voltmeter and 12 Volt Plug. Set of 3rd pegs. Extended Passenger Seat. Exterior BRP Connect setup, Ultimate Trailer
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Originally Posted by Cruzr Joe
What is the biggest lie that you ever told (please do not tell us anything that requires a witness protection plan)
Mine:
Early one morning I got out of bed and my wife was in the kitchen in a cute little night gown
I picked her up gently and headed for the bedroom
i Gently placed her on the bed
and then I made her breakfast and cleaned the whole house while she rested.
Your Turn.
Cruzr Joe
You win.
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i called in dead one day for work
NO BIKE AT THIS TIME 
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Don't lie....
But then there is a lot I don't or do admit to that can be misconstude....
Gene and Ilana De Laney
Mt. Helix, California
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2012 RS sm5 , 998cc V-Twin 106hp DIY brake and park brake Classic Black
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When I was 12, I told my mother that I didn't need a license to ride the Cushman scooter I had just bought......(You had to be 14 to get one.)
john
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Her: How much did that cost?
Me: It only cost <1/2 of what it really was/>.
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None of mine can be discussed in mixed company. 
I haven't been able to come up with a single one, that wouldn't result in either indictments, or divorce proceedings! 
