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Sometimes I just sit out on the patio, have a beer and think. My wife always asks what I am 'doing. I always answer "nothing" 'cause I can't say ... "just thinking" 'cause then she'd ask me "'bout what" and I'd have to tell her that I was thinking on various deep topics that I found interesting, like the old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the privates?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the privates.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with my answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the privates is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the privates."
Anyhow, that's the kinda thing I think about. Time for another beer.
Ed
They told me not to give up on my dreams, so I went back to sleep.
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What kind of beer you drinking? I want to get me some!
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Ed
They told me not to give up on my dreams, so I went back to sleep.
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Quantum Blue 2012 RTS-SE5 "Bluebell, Bell for short" - Traded 09/2017
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Well Put....
gotta agree...do do overs here...
Gene and Ilana De Laney
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 You all need to get out and ride more
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Easy answer
The chicken crossed the road to show the possum and armadillo that it could be done!
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A couple of other ponderings I don't yet have the answers for
If a pig loses it's voice does it become disgruntled?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
Lastly
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Ed
They told me not to give up on my dreams, so I went back to sleep.
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Quantum Blue 2012 RTS-SE5 "Bluebell, Bell for short" - Traded 09/2017
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