The Voicemail

[PCBeachBum]

This guy is leaving a voicemail for his boss when he witnesses a minor traffic accident. Not fake, it actually happened. In late February, several stations broadcast interviews with a man named Michael Childs, who said that he was the one who left the voicemail message, that the clip was genuine, and that the accident described took place in Athens, Texas , while he was working as a construction manager for Jack in the Box.


The visual picture this guy paints and his laugh are contagious. Laughing is so good for us.
This is guaranteed to give you a really good laugh.
http://www.zanylol.com/accident.html

[gkamer]

I heard this a ways back and it is freaking killer. Listening to it now, I just spit chocolate milk out my nose. Unbelievable. I'm 63 years old and I spit chocolate milk out my nose.

[Chupaca]

Good thing he stayed in his car and narrated.. I think they would have gone after him for laughing so hard....

[vided]

my eyes still burn and i get headaches
now everybody know my story, thanks

[Ron2andia]

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

Was the guy charged with hit & run?

[Bob Denman]

Charged with "Hit and run"?
No. He was charged with, "GET hit, and run like Hell!"

[GS1]

that was awesome

[grumpybob]

Now, that was a good laugh.

[Bob Denman]

Years ago when one of the boys was in college, he borrowed our brand new SUV for the weekend. One evening I see the home phone (said this was long ago) had a message. When I play it, the boy is telling us that he'll be bringing the car home soon but he stops talking and then there's a long SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHHHHHHH in the background and he calmly continues that he'll see us Sunday eve.
When hes gets there Sunday, I jump all over him about locking the brakes up on the new car. He says "Oh that wasn't your car. That was the car I pulled out in front of".

I'll bet that there was a little bit of this getting served up, as an appetizer...

[vided]

Years ago when one of the boys was in college, he borrowed our brand new SUV for the weekend. One evening I see the home phone (said this was long ago) had a message. When I play it, the boy is telling us that he'll be bringing the car home soon but he stops talking and then there's a long SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHHHHHHH in the background and he calmly continues that he'll see us Sunday eve.
When hes gets there Sunday, I jump all over him about locking the brakes up on the new car. He says "Oh that wasn't your car. That was the car I pulled out in front of".

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[Bob Denman]

Do you think that the guy felt as if he just walked into the sights of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman??

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