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things in life i ponder
I'm 65 years old and I have realized I still have so many unanswered questions!
I never found out who let the dogs out
or i never found the way to get to Sesame Street
why doesn't Dora the explorer just use Google Maps...
why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"...
why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed...
why is the word "abbreviated" is such a long word...
why is lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons...
why do they sterilize a needle for lethal injections
why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to...
why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune...
why did you just try to sing those two previous songs...
and just what is Victoria's secret? ...
and do you really think I am this witty ?? ... i stole this
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I've always wondered why you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.
Ed
They told me not to give up on my dreams, so I went back to sleep.
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Ooooo...!!
and you have only scratched the surface....Like why is plagerisum ilegal and copying is the highest form of flattery..? Why are mens buttons on the left and womens are on the right..? who wrote the book of love..? why hot dog buns come in packages of eight and hot dogs in packages of seven..? why do praying mantis's mate if it is a death sentance for the guy..? I could go on but I am sure there are those with good ones waiting....
Gene and Ilana De Laney
Mt. Helix, California
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well if i could get lucky one more time and knew i would die after it, i would ponder that also
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Why is it rush hour if no ones is moving
if tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of
why does that non-stick surface stick to the pan
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Why is it when a house burns down the furniture burns up?
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Good to know...
Originally Posted by Bob Denman
What are Girl Scout Cookies REALLY made of??
Gene,
I know the answer to your question about buttons:
In the past; women had servants who would help them get dressed. The buttons were reversed, in order to make their job a bit easier!
Thanks..that's a load off my mind...but my man servant is
Gene and Ilana De Laney
Mt. Helix, California
2012 RS sm5
2012 RS sm5 , 998cc V-Twin 106hp DIY brake and park brake Classic Black
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Really. ...
Gene and Ilana De Laney
Mt. Helix, California
2012 RS sm5
2012 RS sm5 , 998cc V-Twin 106hp DIY brake and park brake Classic Black
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why do some women drive their car's with one leg crossed up in the seat like they are riding side saddle on a horse?
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why isn't phonics spelled like it sounds?
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How far will a kitchen sink?
If I buy a buffalo on credit will I get a buffalo bill?
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Did you ever see an eyelash or a boardwalk?
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