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  1. 07-26-2016, 01:39 PM #1
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    Default things in life i ponder

    I'm 65 years old and I have realized I still have so many unanswered questions!
    I never found out who let the dogs out
    or i never found the way to get to Sesame Street
    why doesn't Dora the explorer just use Google Maps...
    why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"...
    why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed...
    why is the word "abbreviated" is such a long word...
    why is lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons...
    why do they sterilize a needle for lethal injections
    why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to...
    why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune...
    why did you just try to sing those two previous songs...
    and just what is Victoria's secret? ...
    and do you really think I am this witty ?? ... i stole this
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  2. 07-26-2016, 01:45 PM #2
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    Good stuff and I have wondered similarly.

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  3. 07-26-2016, 01:54 PM #3
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    I've always wondered why you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.
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    Default Ooooo...!!

    and you have only scratched the surface....Like why is plagerisum ilegal and copying is the highest form of flattery..? Why are mens buttons on the left and womens are on the right..? who wrote the book of love..? why hot dog buns come in packages of eight and hot dogs in packages of seven..? why do praying mantis's mate if it is a death sentance for the guy..? I could go on but I am sure there are those with good ones waiting....
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  5. 07-26-2016, 02:09 PM #5
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    well if i could get lucky one more time and knew i would die after it, i would ponder that also
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  6. 07-26-2016, 02:41 PM #6
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    Why doesn't Glue stick to the container that you bought it in?
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    Why is it rush hour if no ones is moving

    if tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of

    why does that non-stick surface stick to the pan


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    Why is it when a house burns down the furniture burns up?

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  9. 07-26-2016, 04:58 PM #9
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    What are Girl Scout Cookies REALLY made of??

    Gene,
    I know the answer to your question about buttons:
    In the past; women had servants who would help them get dressed. The buttons were reversed, in order to make their job a bit easier!
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    Default Good to know...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Denman View Post
    What are Girl Scout Cookies REALLY made of??

    Gene,
    I know the answer to your question about buttons:
    In the past; women had servants who would help them get dressed. The buttons were reversed, in order to make their job a bit easier!
    Thanks..that's a load off my mind...but my man servant is
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  11. 07-26-2016, 05:14 PM #11
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    He'll just have to keep busy, by helping your lovely Bride with her clothing!
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    Default Really. ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Denman View Post
    He'll just have to keep busy, by helping your lovely Bride with her clothing!
    I love her no end..If not for her I would not be here...But..she once gave me a blue jean shirt and I said, thanks, but this is a ladies shirt. What do you mean..? the buttons are on the right...So . I wore it out and no one ever mentioned it but some women did look at me funny...
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    We're not judgin'...
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    why do some women drive their car's with one leg crossed up in the seat like they are riding side saddle on a horse?
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    why isn't phonics spelled like it sounds?
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    How far will a kitchen sink?

    If I buy a buffalo on credit will I get a buffalo bill?
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    Speaking of Buffalo...
    Wouldn't even a single buffalo wing; be too large to fit on a plate?
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    Did you ever see an eyelash or a boardwalk?
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