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 have to say this
My goal for 2016 is to lose just 10 pounds - only 15 to go.
Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese... and sausage and pepperoni. OK, FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.
How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some meat.
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
I don't mean to brag but... I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school?
Me neither.
I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented... I forgot where I was going with this.
I love being over 60. I learn something new every day... and forget 5 others.
A thief broke into my house last night... He started searching for money, so I woke up and helped him search.
My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW! Right?
I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
PS: Sunday, March 13, 2016 began Daylight Savings Time. Don't forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday night.
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Funny for Friday
You made my day ( and my co-worker too)! Great to start out the work day laughing.
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Kaos----- Gone but not forgotten. 
2014 RTS in Circuit Yellow, farkle-ing addiction down to once every few months. ECU FLASH IS GREAT. 
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So many accomplishments in so few years, your cat must be proud of you. 
Cruzr Joe
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Barry,
If you ride up towards me; I know a place with a Chef's Salad that is probably 5,000 calories! 
http://www.dannysinwurtsboro.com/
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 Originally Posted by Bob Denman
Oh, MAN!!
I am SOOOOOOO..... stealing this one! 
Me too
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have done many of those and still working on those 10lbs.....
