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  1. 03-12-2016, 06:37 PM #1
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    Default Real-Life Imitating A Joke...

    So the Missus and I went out for dinner tonight.
    We've got local eatery that has an excellent menu, and we've never had a bad meal...

    There's a couple sitting across from our booth, and the Lady is trying to decide between a full, and a half-rack of barbecued ribs.
    "How big is the full rack?", she asks the waitress.
    And I swear: this was the EXACT answer that she got:
    "Well; the full-rack is twice as big."



    Now I'll be the first to admit that her answer was 100% accurate...


    ...And just as useless!
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  2. 03-12-2016, 07:28 PM #2
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    A full rack, mmmmmm
    know what I'm thinking


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  3. 03-12-2016, 07:49 PM #3
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    Was she blonde??? The server, that is! That's just too funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vided View Post
    A full rack, mmmmmm
    know what I'm thinking
    Yup. Pass the Whipped...er...sauce.
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    Default Okay....

    Cute.. but was expecting a different outcome here.. something in the line of comparison to their racks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Denman View Post
    So the Missus and I went out for dinner tonight.
    We've got local eatery that has an excellent menu, and we've never had a bad meal...

    There's a couple sitting across from our booth, and the Lady is trying to decide between a full, and a half-rack of barbecued ribs.
    "How big is the full rack?", she asks the waitress.
    And I swear: this was the EXACT answer that she got:
    "Well; the full-rack is twice as big."



    Now I'll be the first to admit that her answer was 100% accurate...


    ...And just as useless!
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    so was the server putting himself thru engineering school?


    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Denman View Post
    So the Missus and I went out for dinner tonight.
    We've got local eatery that has an excellent menu, and we've never had a bad meal...

    There's a couple sitting across from our booth, and the Lady is trying to decide between a full, and a half-rack of barbecued ribs.
    "How big is the full rack?", she asks the waitress.
    And I swear: this was the EXACT answer that she got:
    "Well; the full-rack is twice as big."



    Now I'll be the first to admit that her answer was 100% accurate...


    ...And just as useless!

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    And they vote, and reproduce ...
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  9. 03-13-2016, 08:36 AM #9
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    Since this thread has already "taken the turn"...

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    Default Then???

    Would the 1/2 rack likely be about 50% of the full rack????
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