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The Love Dress, a warning for you guys
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at
her son's house.
She knocked on the door and then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in- law lying on the
couch, totally naked.
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?!" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered .
"But you're naked" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in- law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. "It
excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her
best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid
on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.
He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress." she whisper sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
He never heard the gunshot.
Ed
They told me not to give up on my dreams, so I went back to sleep.
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Good one..!!
didn't see that one coming....
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a good one!!
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