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    Very Active Member 2Paw's Avatar
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    Default The Love Dress, a warning for you guys

    A woman stopped by, unannounced, at
    her son's house.
    She knocked on the door and then immediately walked in.

    She was shocked to see her daughter-in- law lying on the
    couch, totally naked.
    Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
    "What are you doing?!" she asked.
    "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered .
    "But you're naked" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in- law explained.
    "Love dress? But you're naked!"
    "Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. "It
    excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
    and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
    The mother-in-law left.
    When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her
    best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid
    on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home.
    He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
    "What are you doing?" he asked.
    "This is my love dress." she whisper sensually.
    "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
    He never heard the gunshot.
    Ed

    They told me not to give up on my dreams, so I went back to sleep.

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    Default Good one..!!

    didn't see that one coming....
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    ROFLMAO!!!!!
    " My Serenity "......2017 Spyder F3T....Silver Gray in color,Red dragon on Celtic cross on frunk,Blade wheels,Spyderpops bumpskid,LED headlights and foglights,Lamonster heim joints,Lamonster powerpoint,F3 Spyder cuff, Lidlocks helmet lock,Lamonster air pack,Ron-jon sway bar,Sara Clark painted thin blue line and Sheriffs badge, Spyderpops LED strobe brake and rear turn signal lights, Lamonster gas cap, bluetooth.
    2017 F3T , silver

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chupaca View Post
    didn't see that one coming....

    Neither did he!!!
    2014 RT Limited SE-6 in Black Currant. Mods so far: Rivco Trunk Mounted Double Flag Holder Kit, Diamond R Drivers Tour Mug, Tric Led Drink Holder, BRP Hitch, Mini Trailer USA Nomad Trailer. RonBar and links, Spyclops I & II, Lighted Bump Skid, LED head and fog lights. Foam hand grips. A arm lights, both upper and lower

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    Very good-very good..
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    2012 Spyder RS SM5 - Steel Black Metallic "The Murder"
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    Two Brothers M2 Pipe; TB Juice Box; Hartco Custom Saddle; Rivco Driver Floorboards; Rivco Heel Toe Shifter; ESI Highway Pegs & Brackets; ESI 4.5" Easy Riser Handlebar Risers; BajaRon Sway Bar; Cycle Sounds Series 3 200 Watt Sound System; 14" Touring Windshield; Custom Dynamics Mirror Extensions; Kuryakyn ISO Grips; Kuryakyn Throttle Boss; Kuryakyn End Weights; Frunk Liner.




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    Funny how things change the longer you are married.

    Currently Owned: 2019 F3 Limited, 2020 F3 Limited: SOLD BOTH LIMITEDS in October of 2023.

    Previously : 2008 GS-SM5 (silver), 2009 RS-SE5 (red), 2010 RT-S Premier Editon #474 (black) 2011 RT A&C SE5 (magnesium) 2014 RTS-SE6 (yellow)

    MY FINAL TALLY: 7 Spyders, 15 years, 205,500 miles

    IT HAS BEEN A LONG, WONDERFUL, AND FUN RIDE.
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    a good one!!

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