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  1. 11-25-2014, 09:01 PM #1
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    Default 3 ways to fail a drunk test

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  2. 11-25-2014, 09:11 PM #2
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    Default I Vote

    for number three!
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  3. 11-25-2014, 09:18 PM #3
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    Not buying # 3
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  4. 11-25-2014, 09:43 PM #4
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    Default My Favorite roadside test

    This guy was good!

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    5 speed sync manual with reverse, mechanical dry clutch.
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    ​Rear suspension: Independent with Bilstein gas shock absorbers
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  5. 11-25-2014, 09:53 PM #5
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    Default Tough one..!!

    She worked hard for that admission...but he was good to the end..

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    This guy was good!

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  6. 11-25-2014, 09:57 PM #6
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    Default Gotta go with #2

    That boy was going to end up with some sheetrock repair bills...
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  7. 11-26-2014, 08:05 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder3 View Post
    This guy was good!

    This one is PERFECT!!
    (Try running the alphabet in reverse; see how far you can get with it... )
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  8. 11-26-2014, 08:32 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder3 View Post
    This guy was good!

    He'd be fun to go dancing with when he's not drunk!
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  9. 11-26-2014, 08:48 AM #9
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    But he only dances that well, when he IS drunk...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Denman View Post
    But he only dances that well, when he IS drunk...
    That would be a problem!
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  11. 11-26-2014, 09:08 AM #11
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    Probably not the BEST date that you've ever had...
    But the question becomes: is it your WORST one?
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  12. 11-26-2014, 12:55 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chupaca View Post
    She worked hard for that admission...but he was good to the end..

    Reno 911 - funniest cop show ever!

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  13. 11-26-2014, 02:00 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Denman View Post
    This one is PERFECT!!
    (Try running the alphabet in reverse; see how far you can get with it... )
    When I was younger, I got stoped by a local cop and was given a sobriety test. When instructed to recite the alphabet backwards, I told the officer in my school we didn't learn the alphabet backwards, so I wasn't going to even try. Ended giving me a breathalyzer test which I passed.
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  14. 11-26-2014, 02:01 PM #14
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    You should have just done the "Hitch-kick'...
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  15. 11-26-2014, 02:20 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by mustangbob View Post
    for number three!
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