"political correctness"

[2Paw]

A definition of "political correctness" by a student at Bond University, Australia

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and promoted

by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up
a piece of **** by the clean end."

I have also heard it said that "politically correct" is neither.

[mowin]

The clean end....

[Bob Denman]

[ChasCS]

I don't want to touch that.
Let me tell you what I did to get even...

Few summers ago, I was working for a reputable lawn maintainable firm. We would fill a rolling fertilizer spreader and go over the property, then pull out the long hose and spray a nasty weed killer.

Anyway, had this one jerk who lived in his fancy condo, with large fenced back yard. But the knucklehead, after being kindly reminded twice already, to please clean up your dog excremental mess, or I can't do my job.
The third visit I walked through the yard to check it out, and wouldn't you just know it, I got some dog crap on my boot. So final straw, I already knew I would never return, and he had just lost his lawn service from us for good.

To put it bluntly, I used his barbecue brush to clean off my boot. Yeah, I said it, got it off my chest.
Not to be forgiven, but enough was enough.
There is no clean end, not to this story. Right or wrong, I did not care.

Chas

[Bob Denman]

"Revenge is a dish best-served cold"


Klingon Proverb...

[Chupaca]

there's a clean end..?? Who knew...I hope they have fun with that...

[mowin]

In campgrounds you're supposed to pick up after your dog. I was headed back to my site on my golf cart, when I noticed a dog making a deposit on my site. The guy looked around quickly, and not seeing anyone walked away leaving the pile. I followed him to see where his site was, went back scoped up the pile with a shovel, and walked into his site and plopped the pile at his feet and said you forgot something. I could here his wife scolding him as I walked away.

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

i always thought to be politically correct you need to lie, perhaps kill or have others do it for you & cheat on your wife. i happen
to be politically incorrect & damn proud of it!!

[Bob Denman]

In campgrounds you're supposed to pick up after your dog. I was headed back to my site on my golf cart, when I noticed a dog making a deposit on my site. The guy looked around quickly, and not seeing anyone walked away leaving the pile. I followed him to see where his site was, went back scoped up the pile with a shovel, and walked into his site and plopped the pile at his feet and said you forgot something. I could here his wife scolding him as I walked away.

The PERFECT response!