That's when the fight started

[2Paw]

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

[spydaman60]

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

is he still living? sounds like something bobby d would say!

[Bob Denman]

Hey! I LIKE that!!
Can I use it before my next hospital stay??

[ARtraveler]

Wise...but very dangerous.

[Bob Denman]

[billrob71]

Very dangerous statement ,BUT don't ask a question if you can't handle the answer

[Chupaca]

I'm sure he answered tgatcone with one hand on the door knob....

[ARtraveler]

Very dangerous statement ,BUT don't ask a question if you can't handle the answer

I sure would not be willing to suggest such a thing. The lady is always right.

[2Paw]

He may be related to guy who when his wife asked " Do these slacks make my butt look big? " replied " No it's not the slacks "

[vided]

so i said to her " nice nylons"
she said "i'm not wearing nylons"

[Bob Denman]

the-hangover-2.jpg

[billrob71]

I sure would not be willing to suggest such a thing. The lady is always right.

Yep
You got that right


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[2Paw]

Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet. '