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Hello,
My name is Dave and I have a farkeling problem. I've been uncontrollably farkling for over a year but I'm beginning to become rehabilitated. I have not farkled in over 30 hours.
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Farkling
Farkling is one of basics of life.
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Sounds like you have gone farkling crazy!
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Recommendation..!!
FFA... Fanatic Farkelers Anonymous.. They meet online on Wednesday's @ Spyderlovers.com...
Gene and Ilana De Laney
Mt. Helix, California
2012 RS sm5
2012 RS sm5 , 998cc V-Twin 106hp DIY brake and park brake Classic Black
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Congratulations sir! Do you think it's permanent or just a temporary condition?????
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Hello Dave ........ welcome to our group ........ please be seated and wait your turn for therapy.
2018 F3 Limited, BRP Driver Backrest, Spyderpops Lighted Bump Skid, Dual Spyclops Light, Mirror Turn Signals, Laser Alignment, Engine LEDs, Fog Lights With Halo's, Cushion Handgrips, BRT LEDs, and Under Lighting, Lamonster IPS, (with Clock), F4 25" Vented Windshield with Wings, Airhawk "R" Cushions. Position 4 Brake setting, Short reach Handlebars, Dash Mounted Voltmeter and 12 Volt Plug. Set of 3rd pegs. Extended Passenger Seat. Exterior BRP Connect setup, Ultimate Trailer
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*In chorus* "HI DAVE!"
I too, am a farkler. I started with small stuff, what could it hurt? A gremlin bell here, a sticker there. Little did I know that was the gateway farkles, leading to harder stuff. At first I thought I could control myself, you know, doing it in secret, playing dumb when someone asked where I got the stuff from. But then I just didn't care, I did it openly. I remember the first time I ordered real chrome... when I laid hands on it I just about had an orgasmic experience. We had our code words .... BRP, Givi, Spyderpops, Elka... "psst, hey buddy, wanna fan can?"
The more farkle I get, the more I want. I need help, I'm afraid it'll eventually lead me to an RT Limited.
Last edited by asp125; 05-29-2013 at 02:24 PM.
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Hi Dave. I too am a farkler. It started innocently. TricLed channel lights, Spyderpops blockoff plates. Then last September at Lamont's BBQ . I went wild with Spyderpops. The brakes were put on after that. Then, like others, the little white lies started. I needed some money for uh, umm, gas. I needed to help a buddy with bail money. But I was found out. The story about needing money for library dues didn't fly. I cracked, I admitted everything. At Spyderfest I was not allowed near vendor village by myself. I was allowed two farkles. The choices were maddening. I vacillated back and forth. Time was running out. I settled for Bajaron's sway bar and Reggies daytime LEDs. I wept with joy but at the same time I was saddened to see the mufflers, comfort seats, Lamontster road pegs, etc. sitting there. Their hearts broken because I didn't pick them. I have to go now...
USAF '69-'89 E7
Thailand/Vietnam 1972
Member: Royal Order of Rat Bastards
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