Nascar 2013 Offical Thread

[arntufun]

Lets go racing boys !!!!!! Race tonight at 8pm on fox to get you primed for the 500 . What Nascar thread would be complete without Danica .......

My 2013 Danica prediction....... 1 top 5, 3 top 10's, no wins, 6 wrecks, only complete 90% of race laps and at least 10 minutes of TV time per race watching her run in 30th position. Bold predictions I know, but my predictions about her are usually right. Most importantly, her new boytoy relationship will fail before the season is out.

[mowin]

Lets go racing boys !!!!!! Race tonight at 8pm on fox to get you primed for the 500 . What Nascar thread would be complete without Danica .......

My 2013 Danica prediction....... 1 top 5, 3 top 10's, no wins, 6 wrecks, only complete 90% of race laps and at least 10 minutes of TV time per race watching her run in 30th position. Bold predictions I know, but my predictions about her are usually right. Most importantly, her new boytoy relationship will fail before the season is out.

her boy toy what are you doctor Ruth I mean Randy

I see a new video series in your future

[rnet]

Randy is feeling very official. I'm sitting in the cave watching on the bigggg screen

[ARtraveler]

Yeaaaah, a NASCAR thread

I am also feeling the same as Arntu. We will see what will happen in about 7 minutes now.

[SpyderAnn01]

So who is Danica's boy toy? And tell me why isn't Keselowski in the race?

[otter28169]

The danica thing is more interesting than the racing at daytona. These cars look to be even worse than last year

[vrodrjs]

So who is Danica's boy toy? And tell me why isn't Keselowski in the race?

He didn't win a pole last year. And he has never win the unlimited before. Only two ways to get in.

[rnet]

Sitting here listening to the talking heads say how great the race was. I thought it sucked.

[arntufun]

Sitting here listening to the talking heads say how great the race was. I thought it sucked.

talking heads !!!!!!!!
Thats funny !!!!!




it could have been way better.

[SpyderAnn01]

He didn't win a pole last year. And he has never win the unlimited before. Only two ways to get in.

I thought winning a race got you in. I got kicked out the Nascar Nation a few years ago for not paying enough attention

[arntufun]

So who is Danica's boy toy? And tell me why isn't Keselowski in the race?

Ricky Stenhouse. She went from a 47 year old husband to a 25 y/o kid. Internet sources say, the affair was going on prior to her seperation.

[SpyderAnn01]

Ricky Stenhouse. She went from a 47 year old husband to a 25 y/o kid. Internet sources say, the affair was going on prior to her seperation.

Wow, I'm really out of touch I didn't know she was married.

[Bob Denman]

There's gonna need to be some major rule-tweaking for those cars to race well...
But they ARE fast!
Qualifying at 1:00pm today on FOX...
With all of the jokes about the bump-drafting that those two will be doing out on the track...

[mowin]

With the new cars, new season, you knew there was going to be the big wreck. Lets face it, thats one of the reasons we watch it.
Looking forward to next week...

[Trickie Dick]

It has nowhere to go but up after that "race" last night.

[Bob Denman]

Maybe they'll put up some big speed numbers in the next couple of hours...

[Jeriatric]

196.43

[Bob Denman]

Is that DANICA at the top of thw qualifying heap so far???

[mowin]

Is that DANICA at the top of thw qualifying heap so far???

hard to believe but yup she's got the fastest time so far

[Bob Denman]

Currently Jeff's in 2nd... that wouldn't be a bad front row at all!
What did Randy say about "Fast Women"???

[Bob Denman]

Uh-oh...

[NancysToy]

So Danica won the pole and Randy is quiet. I guess there is an alternate universe after all.

[arntufun]

I think I'm going to be sick !!!!!!!

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[bruiser]

I see where Chevrolet threatened to pull out if NASCAR didn't update the cars to look more like the street version. Mike Helton and Rick Hendrick met with the suits at GM. It forced NASCAR to come out with the GEN 6 car a year ahead of schedule. Wonder what that would have done to NASCAR had they pulled out? Just look at all the races, championships, and manufacturers trophies Chevrolet has won. I'm thinking that they would have had to find another "foreign" car to fill that slot. Audi? BMW? Volvo? Nissan?

[bruiser]

Randy, time for a drink??