A Christmas Message...

[Yazz]

This is for all you guys lurking on the Ladies Forum. Happy Holidays!

[ARtraveler]

Now that can be a little scarry.

[Mo Lee]

Thanks for the reminder, but I am Man!

[BLUEKNIGHT911]

You Rock Joy, you may have saved the lives of many of the younger Spyderlover's here who may not realize what constitutes a real " GIFT " and a " Fatal Mistake ". Mike

[twain]

That is so funny Yazz. See you Sunday.

[BajaRon]

So now what do I do with the double bag vac... and the wrapping paper?

[dick574]

This is for all you guys lurking on the Ladies Forum. Happy Holidays!

This reminds me of the year I bought my wife a sewing maching & lessons how to use it. She said It was the worst Christmas gift she EVER got. And every year she always found someone new to tell about it. I did learn that there were lots of better gifts to give. If she were still with us, a Spyder would be hers.

[effgjamis]

I guess I am lucky at this juncture.. well maybe... hummm? good question....best think hard.
Senior moment approaching. Now just what I am writing about.

[docdoru]

...I see...single Turbo Spyder for me, twin Turbo vehicle for my wife...?!?

[Bob Denman]

Guilty as charged...
Christmas 1983... I bought her a crockpot

Christmas 1984, I had to settle up and get her a Buick!

[MarkLawson]

I guess I'm still confused...

Should I or should I NOT get her that new crush washer for Christmas???

[CSW61]

My wife told me and looked up the info for more LIGHTS FOR HER SPYDER.

[spyder3]

This hits pretty close to home:

I bought my wife a vacuum cleaner one xmas.

I bought my second wife a better vacuum cleaner. She loved it, until i put a picture of her using it on Facebook. Never do that.

[docdoru]

And the return:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6D6e...ature=youtu.be

[Daisyjoe]

Guilty as charged...
Christmas 1983... I bought her a crockpot

Christmas 1984, I had to settle up and get her a Buick!

Nice comeback

[bullant12]

Guys... guys! When you give them something like that, remember the saying "Nice things come in small packages." That is why the jewelry stores have me as a frequent customer!

[Campverdefela]

http://www.leighannfisher.com/2011/1...christmas.html

[flamingobabe]

Wow!!! hg and I made a promise to each other ...about 2 or 3 years into our 18 year marriage...with many more years to come....we never...let me repeat NEVER buy each other gifts...if he wants something he buys it...if I want something I buy it....now and then one of us will show up with something the other wants as a surpise...makes it a lot better.....and for happier times.....hg's Dog House
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[ARtraveler]

Now that's a nice doghouse.

[Bob Denman]

Nice comeback

But she STILL hasn't let me forget that transgression...

So it's off to Zales and the Apple Store!

[Bob Denman]

And the return:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6D6e...ature=youtu.be

Don't you just love happy endings?

[mick ruhdorf]

so if our wives do something thoughtless or insenative do we send them to THE CATHOUSE ?
cheers mick

[Bob Denman]

Careful...

[Yazz]

so if our wives do something thoughtless or insenative do we send them to THE CATHOUSE ?
cheers mick

We never do anything thoughtless of insensitive. You just misunderstood our actions or words.

Thanks NautiBrit ...

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
�

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY



1. Leave him alone

We try to make you guys happy by leaving y'all alone, but you keep forgetting things

[danlnc]

If your relationship is based on the gifts you give your partner...well you get the point.