A B C D E F G H I J K

[tconaagt]

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks..... "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said.. "Oh, that's so lovely.. What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

[fastfraser]

Good one.

[Bob Denman]

I'll have to try this one on my Missus... Just keep an eye out for my obituary and make sure my Spyder goes to a good home!

[Hawk Eye]

[ARtraveler]

That's very good. I don't think I am going to try it in person though.