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06-12-2017, 06:53 AM
#2851
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06-13-2017, 11:00 AM
#2852
Very Active Member
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok. I was at a friends house watching movies."
Dad asks, "what movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't know what porn was." The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs & says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot goes over and slaps the mother.
NO BIKE AT THIS TIME
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06-13-2017, 11:15 AM
#2853
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06-14-2017, 07:05 AM
#2854
Very Active Member
Now this is an insurance salesman!
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.
It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.
Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance
to the new recruits, and then said:
If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance
and you go into battle and get killed, the government has to pay only a maximum of $6000."
"Now," he concluded, "Which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?"
2015 RTL, BajaRon Swaybar, LaMonster LED Headlights and Foglights, LaMonster Spydercuff, LaMonster LED mirror wrap, Magic Mirrors, HMT Brake Light
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06-14-2017, 07:08 AM
#2855
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06-14-2017, 07:00 PM
#2856
A new scam targeting older men
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it.
A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise.
Over the last month, I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.
Here’s how the scam works:
Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It’s impossible not to look.)
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ but instead, ask for a ride to McDonald’s.
You agree, and they climb into the vehicle.
On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet was stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also June 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.
Also, you never get to eat at McDonald’s. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe’s to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)
Is it Friday yet? ... Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm retired
Past bikes
2010 RS - Sold
2012 RT - Sold
2014 RT - Testing completed
2016 F3-T Audio package - Sold
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06-14-2017, 07:06 PM
#2857
Very Active Member
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06-14-2017, 08:57 PM
#2858
Very Active Member
Hi folks,
So many years in the military, so many jokes...
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don’t speak the same language.
For instance, take the simple phrase, “Secure the building.”
The Army will post guards around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters.
The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
And, yes I was in the Air Force,
Jerry Baumchen
'I'll never forget what's her name.'
'Things are more like they are now than they ever have been before.' Dwight Eisenhower
2008 GS SE-5
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06-14-2017, 09:06 PM
#2859
Originally Posted by JerryB
Hi folks,
So many years in the military, so many jokes...
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don’t speak the same language.
For instance, take the simple phrase, “Secure the building.”
The Army will post guards around the place.
The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors.
The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters.
The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
And, yes I was in the Air Force, Jerry Baumchen
Love it. US Navy. Truly enjoyed harassing the Marine contingent aboard the USS Long Beach, as a MAA.
2014 RTL Platinum
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06-15-2017, 12:47 AM
#2860
Originally Posted by UtahPete
Love it. US Navy. Truly enjoyed harassing the Marine contingent aboard the USS Long Beach, as a MAA.
When were you on the Long Beach? My brother was on there in the late 80"s.
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06-15-2017, 07:04 AM
#2861
Very Active Member
The Engineer
An engineer dies . . . and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.
The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"
Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! "
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on staff. I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"
2015 RTL, BajaRon Swaybar, LaMonster LED Headlights and Foglights, LaMonster Spydercuff, LaMonster LED mirror wrap, Magic Mirrors, HMT Brake Light
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06-17-2017, 11:42 AM
#2862
Do you think that he actually got away with it??
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06-18-2017, 04:03 AM
#2863
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie
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06-18-2017, 05:13 AM
#2864
Very Active Member
this posting has been vetted, scrubbed and endorsed by the committee for postings
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06-18-2017, 11:34 AM
#2865
When a woman wears a bikini she exposes 90 percent of her body to open view.
But we men are so polite that we only look at the parts that are covered!
NEW - 2015 RT Limited SE6 Intense Red Pearl - 07/21/15
Retained the old mirrors with TricLed Signals
General Altimax RT43 rear tire (at...17,000 miles) Ran for 36,500 miles
Michelin Defender.......rear tire (at...53,500 miles) Ran for 60,700 miles
Riken Raptor HR.........rear tire (at 114,200 miles)
Vredestein Quatrac 5 front tires (at 70,500 miles, first new fronts!)
Gear Brake Decelerometer Module
OLD - 2012 RT Limited SE5 Pearl White - 01/31/13 - Traded in at 32,600 miles.
BajaRon Anti-sway Bar
Kumho ECSTA AST rear tire (at 14,200 miles)
TricLed Turn Signals in Mirrors
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06-18-2017, 07:27 PM
#2866
Originally Posted by Peter Aawen
Your pics/examples aren't visible at all here Blue Star?!?
Dunno about you, but I reckon it sorta looses 'just a little' as a funny when you can't see any of them??
Thank you Peter Aawen. They show for me, but that might be because I posted them. If nobody else can see them I will just delete the posts to save everyone from wasting their time.
Is it Friday yet? ... Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm retired
Past bikes
2010 RS - Sold
2012 RT - Sold
2014 RT - Testing completed
2016 F3-T Audio package - Sold
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06-18-2017, 07:44 PM
#2867
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie
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06-19-2017, 01:27 PM
#2868
Very Active Member
Originally Posted by Blue Star
Let's see if this works.
Nothing there for me either...
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06-19-2017, 06:04 PM
#2869
Very Active Member
Originally Posted by mowin
Nothing there for me either...
I suspect it has something to do with the site where the images are posted: http://img.izismile.com/. Your ISP may be blocking the images from there. I've never seen that site URL before so I just looked at it. There are a lot of sexually oriented photos posted there.
2014 Copper RTS
Tri-Axis bars, CB, BajaRon sway bar & shock adjusters, SpyderPop's Bumpskid, NBV peg brackets, LED headlights and modulator, Wolo trumpet air horns, trailer hitch, custom trailer harness, high mount turn signals, Custom Dynamics brake light, LED turn signal lights on mirrors, LED strip light for a dash light, garage door opener, LED lights in frunk, trunk, and saddlebags, RAM mounts and cradles for tablet (for GPS) and phone (for music), and Smooth Spyder belt tensioner.
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06-19-2017, 06:05 PM
#2870
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie
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06-19-2017, 09:40 PM
#2871
I deleted the posts for two reasons.
Originally Posted by mowin
Nothing there for me either...
Originally Posted by IdahoMtnSpyder
I suspect it has something to do with the site where the images are posted: http://img.izismile.com/. Your ISP may be blocking the images from there. I've never seen that site URL before so I just looked at it. There are a lot of sexually oriented photos posted there.
Originally Posted by Peter Aawen
Still just the little blue squares with question marks?!?
Thank you for the heads up, and for the confirmation of no show of pictures.
I went ahead and deleted the posts for two reason's. First I do not want to make any post with any hidden links like this, and second for some reason even I cannot see the pictures now. There must be something really wrong with it.
I'll let my Uncle know, as I copied and pasted this from an email that he sent me.
Is it Friday yet? ... Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm retired
Past bikes
2010 RS - Sold
2012 RT - Sold
2014 RT - Testing completed
2016 F3-T Audio package - Sold
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06-19-2017, 10:05 PM
#2872
Very Active Member
Hi Blue Star,
Re: I copied and pasted this from an email
I am by no means any computer expert. However, from personal experience, this is probably the problem.
I now find that, if it is photos, to save them to somewhere on my computer & then load them into a post.
So far, that has been working for me.
Jerry Baumchen
'I'll never forget what's her name.'
'Things are more like they are now than they ever have been before.' Dwight Eisenhower
2008 GS SE-5
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06-20-2017, 12:03 PM
#2873
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06-20-2017, 12:19 PM
#2874
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06-20-2017, 01:19 PM
#2875
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie
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