On the 12th day of Christmas my FaceBook gave to me:

12 folks I'm blocking
11 friends just watching
10 corny topics
9 scams a posting
8 friends complaining
7 stalkers stalking
6 party invites
fiiivvvveeee DRAMA Queeeennnss;
4 game requests
3 photo tags
2 friends pokes
& a weirdo who wont stop inboxing meeeeeee...