Imagine you are on your Spyder when this happens

[Gwolf]

I just missed a bed mattress that was tied on a car in front of me on a Harley Sportster. Friend of mine was riding about 20 feet behind me and to my left on a two lane.I went to the extreme right side of the lane and just missed the mattress. My friend on an Indian Scout went into the other lane, since no cars were coming from the other direction. It was pretty high pucker factor. The dumbass that lost his mattress didn't seem to even know it came off. He just kept on going. Maybe he just didn't want to know it came off.

[poprivit]

A few years back I was in southern Utah on my BMW R1200RT. Proceeded to smack a swarm of bees dead square at 55-60 per. I will leave it to your tender imagination as to what happened next!