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Quarantine is turning us all into dogs.
We roam the house All day looking for food.
We get told “no!” if we get too close to strangers.
We get really excited about going for a ride in the car.
From a friend on facebook.
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Well, if I've been turned into a dog, then I guess then I'm a "gray hound" because I've been everywhere. Just try and catch me. If they do catch me, I'll just tell them I don't got no home, I'm homeless. If they want to put me jail then that's ok, because they're releasing crooks, burglars, sexual assaulter's and possibly even the "green river killer." So i'll be safe and the rest of you folks will be in danger of all the released criminals. "Don't do as I do, do as I say," is what we are being told by our handpicked leaders.
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Guess I will go out and dig a few holes in the yard, and then walk around marking my territory. Too old and slow to chase squirrels.
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And as motorcyclists we total get the hanging the head out the window of a moving vehicle thing, but that was even before the stupid virus...
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Originally Posted by 2dogs
Well, if I've been turned into a dog, ...
Says the guy whose username is "2dogs".
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Originally Posted by Steve W.
Says the guy whose username is "2dogs".
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Two Dogs is an old Indian name.
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I have always been guilty of roaming the house looking for food. We did get 200 miles of wind therapy on the RT yesterday. Many here in Ohio know about the Hocking Hills area and what a great area it is for riding. It is also an area to avoid on the weekends because of the big city folks cruising the roads in hopes of seeing a squirrel or something. I always go there on a weekday to avoid the mess. Well, the parks, trails, campgrounds, and caves are closed due to the virus so yesterday all that was cruising the roads were bikes of all shapes and sizes enjoying the twisties and the sudden elevation changes. It was great to get out and yes we do the distancing and mask rituals.
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Well ,we have been doing rides . Bikes cars and trucks. For Birthdays and to support our frontline workers. People started a group called Birthday rides. Since people can’t have party’s we bring it to them .someone in the family posts a birthday and we do a drive by blowing horns waking up the neighborhood here in Windsor Ontario. And the police are up for it as well most guys on 2 wheels are blocking intersection so we can stay as a group. Been up to 30 bikes and 49/60 cars
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Originally Posted by Gwolf
Two Dogs is an old Indian name.
Yes sir, you are correct. And to top that off I even married an Indian. Going on 47 years now.
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I would post the "Two Dogs" joke, but I would be banned for eternity plus 30 days.
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Originally Posted by Gwolf
Two Dogs is an old Indian name.
The first time I heard that joke it was so funny I fell off my dinosaur.
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Originally Posted by Peter Aawen
Nope, this is just normal for me. I have not been on lockdown.
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Originally Posted by Gwolf
I would post the "Two Dogs" joke, but I would be banned for eternity plus 30 days.
Well I'll just post the punch line and take my chances:
" Why do you ask- -two dogs ******* "
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Originally Posted by Gwolf
I would post the "Two Dogs" joke, but I would be banned for eternity plus 30 days.
I was going to warn you about that.
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Originally Posted by Gwolf
I would post the "Two Dogs" joke, but I would be banned for eternity plus 30 days.
Funny you should say that, I was just thinking the same.
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The "two dogs" joke is on the Internet. Anybody that really wants to find it, can.
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Originally Posted by Gwolf
The "two dogs" joke is on the Internet. Anybody that really wants to find it, can.
The one I remember (when Hector was a pup) when I first entered the military was about Indians naming their children, and it was hilarious for the time. Today, I checked and there is a modern version with the punch line about a broken leg, and nothing to do with Indians; now I find that one funny. And, you are right; anyone who wants to see it, can just google it.
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I look out the window with my cats
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Looks like I might be turning into my dog. About the most exciting part of my day now, is walking down to the pond to feed the fish. If I start patrolling the yard fences at night and barking at the deer, I will just about be there. Been marking my territory most of my life.
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Here's the story about my handle. In my younger days I was a timber faller. While working on US Forrest Service property a local tribe of Indians claimed the ground we were on as sacred tribal lands. To advance their authority they would vandalize our equipment while we were out working. I had two St. Bernards at the time who were quite protective of my truck and they tipped the scales in excess of 150 lbs each. Only my coworkers could get near my truck when I wasn't there, so they began parking their trucks close to mine. The Indian raiding parties began referring to my dogs as "those two ****ing dogs" because the dogs wouldn't allow them near our trucks. Everybody had a CB handle and 2dogs became mine.
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