This Is Too Weird!

[BearBait]

So as a Christmas present I was given a Lamonster frame mounted water bottle (which I had strongly hinted for). And as I was examining the various components -- some assembly required -- I spotted a sticker, on the bottle holder itself, which said (in four languages, here paraphrased) "Warning: can cause cancer and reproductive problems!"

Now the item to which the sticker was applied is a chrome and plastic device meant to hold the bottle, nothing more. Damifino how it could possibly cause cancer, and about the only way it could cause reproductive problems is if a person contrived to somehow catch his nuts in the clamping mechanism.

So? Any ideas?

[wyliec]

The sticker is on the frame probably b/c it is easier to remove from there. The water bottle coating, to keep things warm/cold, may have BPS or BPA; the probable reason for that sticker.

I may have looked at the wrong item on Lamonster’s website. So, it is just my best guess.

[2dogs]

Those stickers are on everything now days with the exception of planned parenthood's front doors. Hoooooo,,,slap my mouth! ARtraveler going to be after me now with a big o'll switch . After I'm gone please don't forget just who's birthday it is today. GBA

[ARtraveler]

Who Me!

My only comment here would be ride more, worry less.

We both have the LM water bottle holders. And we are still here.

The hands glow a little bit, but they help with the night driving now.

[Grandpot]

A car driver texting is more likely to kill you before those extreme California warnings.

[Gwolf]

You just don't know...... eating a chrome plated metal water bottle holder might give you cancer.


There is a sticker on the lid of my washing machine that says washing clothes with gasoline or cleaning fluid could be hazardous to your health. Duuhhhh.............

[RICZ]

While removing the many warning stickers on a new 1980 Yamaha GS1000G, I read the wordy one from the forks. One of the cautions was DO NOT INCINERATE. That was not in my plans for that bike.

[BearBait]

Who Me!

My only comment here would be ride more, worry less.

Not worried, merely puzzled. On rereading I see the sticker has a California government reference (www.P65Warnings.ca.gov), which explains a lot all by itself.

[PMK]

Do not remove those warning label decals. There is a subdivision of the mattress tag enforcement police that specializes in cracking down on warning label removal. That group is very strict and the fines / jail time is severe.

[Peter Aawen]

Do not remove those warning label decals. There is a subdivision of the mattress tag enforcement police that specializes in cracking down on warning label removal. That group is very strict and the fines / jail time is severe.

Not bleedin' kidding!! It's just like not reading the BRP Warning label on your Spyder/Ryker before ryding off - you might think your fine not reading them every time.... until you get caught! Then the cuffs come out and life gets reeeeaaallly uncomfortable for a while!



And if you are perchance, just sneaking off to have a quick read of all the warning labels again, drop me a PM, I've got this bridge I need to sell, going very cheap, considering...

[PMK]

Not bleedin' kidding!! It's just like not reading the BRP Warning label on your Spyder/Ryker before ryding off - you might think your fine not reading them every time.... until you get caught! Then the cuffs come out and life gets reeeeaaallly uncomfortable for a while!

And if you are perchance, just sneaking off to have a quick read of all the warning labels again, drop me a PM, I've got this bridge I need to sell, going very cheap, considering...

I removed the Spyder warning label...had a very cool Spidertrax decal I put there. Spidertrax is the brand of wheel spacers on my Toyota Tacoma and the decal worked out well, since I use the warning card as a sunshade for the gage cluster when parked.

I believed the risk of jail time vs showing the world the warning label was balanced in the risk vs reward criteria.

[sandeejs]

All these warnings are for idiots. By idiots. Idiots don't read warning.
~Sandee~

[Bfromla]

Do not remove those warning label decals. There is a subdivision of the mattress tag enforcement police that specializes in cracking down on warning label removal. That group is very strict and the fines / jail time is severe.

I disagree
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[JFD]

I was in new product development my entire career. We used to say, "make it idiot proof and they'll just come up with a better idiot".

[UtahPete]

Do not remove those warning label decals. There is a subdivision of the mattress tag enforcement police that specializes in cracking down on warning label removal. That group is very strict and the fines / jail time is severe.

[carbonation]

I actually like my warning label. carr iPhone import 110.jpg

[PMK]

I disagree
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That is great plan.

[Gwolf]

[Motorcycledave]

So as a Christmas present I was given a Lamonster frame mounted water bottle (which I had strongly hinted for). And as I was examining the various components -- some assembly required -- I spotted a sticker, on the bottle holder itself, which said (in four languages, here paraphrased) "Warning: can cause cancer and reproductive problems!"

Now the item to which the sticker was applied is a chrome and plastic device meant to hold the bottle, nothing more. Damifino how it could possibly cause cancer, and about the only way it could cause reproductive problems is if a person contrived to somehow catch his nuts in the clamping mechanism.

So? Any ideas?

That means if you bust it up with a hammer and eat the chunks you will die of one of the above......

[Gwolf]

And for the reproductive problems part.......... it means all your children will be born nekked.

[RICZ]

And for the reproductive problems part.......... it means all your children will be born nekked.

And won't able to walk for a year.

[Peter Aawen]

And for the reproductive problems part.......... it means all your children will be born nekked.

And won't able to walk for a year.

And they probly won't have any teeth or much hair either!! Take at least a year, probly two, before they can learn to talk.....

[grumpyoldretiredcop]

And won't have much bowel control, either...

So eating, licking or... other uses of your nice new water bottle are definitely OUT! lol

[RICZ]

And won't have much bowel control, either..... lol

Babies are a lot of noise at one end and a complete lack of responsibility on the other end.

[Frostbyte]

I want one of those!!!