When I see some Gomer Pyle in a fancy car I feel...jealous. So I think about the money I have saved through the years and ask myself, "If I was a complete idiot that would spend all his savings on a car and not care about the future, what could I get?" So I looked up some possibilities and it made me feel better.

I could squeeze into a low end new 911 But then I would have to live with the thought I could end up living in it down by the river if things go wrong.