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  1. 06-07-2009, 08:45 AM #1
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    Default Who said Rednecks aren't bright?

    “Hello, Is this the DEA?” “Yes, what do you want?” “I’m calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”

    “Thank you very much for the call sir.”

    The next day the DEA agents descend on Billy Bobs house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.

    The phone rings at Billy Bobs house. “Hey Billy, did the DEA come?”

    “Yeah”

    “Did they chop your firewood?”

    “Yep”

    “Happy Birthday, Buddy”
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  2. 06-07-2009, 10:03 AM #2
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    Default funny

    Now that's funny, right there!

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  3. 06-07-2009, 04:38 PM #3
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    Talking

    That was a good one


    WHY DO NUNES TRAVEL IN PARES ?
    THE FIRST NUNE MACKS SURE THE
    SECOND NUNE GETS NUNE.....
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  4. 06-07-2009, 06:12 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by vt228 View Post
    That was a good one


    WHY DO NUNES TRAVEL IN PARES ?
    THE FIRST NUNE MACKS SURE THE
    SECOND NUNE GETS NUNE.....
    VT, I am going to ask your forgiveness first. I just can not help myself. But here goes:
    Why do Nuns travel in pairs?
    The first Nun makes sure the
    second Nun gets none
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  5. 06-07-2009, 07:38 PM #5
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    Sounds like those nuns aren't gonna get 'er done! .

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  6. 06-07-2009, 08:14 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by dltang View Post
    VT, I am going to ask your forgiveness first. I just can not help myself. But here goes:
    Why do Nuns travel in pairs?
    The first Nun makes sure the
    second Nun gets none
    Now I get it
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