Another Reason Why Women Live Longer Then Men

[Flanker]

You want somma this! You want somma this! ing cow!!!

https://nypost.com/2018/08/02/mans-c...w-youd-expect/

[Motorcycledave]

That guy is a dumb SOB and you can't fix stupid....

[Bob Denman]

I liked the Title of the Story: "

Bison, meet jackass."

[ARNIE R]

Idiot.........

[jstjohnz]

Was kind of hoping to see him get flung about 10 feet in the air.

[gkamer]

The photographer treated us to a view of the ground during the money shot.

[asp125]

The bison should have gored him for wearing those short shorts. How much you wanna bet there was alcohol involved. "Here, hold mah beer"..

[Bob Denman]

The bison should have gored him for wearing those short shorts. How much you wanna bet there was alcohol involved. "Here, hold mah beer"..

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[Indiana Ken]

I'm glad the Bison didn't gore the dope. If it had, they would probably catch and kill the animal. They should ban the jerk from the National Park System. For this stupidity and his clothes.

[Rogue Hawk]

[Bob Denman]

Here's another take on the same idea:

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[Flanker]

BREAKING NEWS FLASH!!!

Based on cell phone video obtained by, and a subsequent written complaint to the NPS (National Park Service) by the Bison's family.......the ill dressed miscreant confronting the Bison; was arrested by Park Rangers and charged with multiple violations.

PS: All those who predicted intoxicants were involved: Stop by the Business Office on the way out today, and tell them I said to take a hundred bucks out of petty cash for you!

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/man-goes-h...opstories.html

[Bob Denman]

[Scotts8826]

I'm glad they found the guy. Based on my follow up reading it sounds like the guy is a real jerk. Multiple issues of boorish behavior and idiocy.

[2dogs]

During one our visits to Yellowstone back in the 80's we became involved in a traffic jam. Well, you know what a traffic jam means if you've ever been to Yellowstone. My wife and I were on a two wheeler at the time and while waiting for the traffic to clear, we stopped and got off for a short rest. Wouldn't you know it? Around a turn came this big a$$ bison lumbering along the pavement down the center line between the cars headed in our direction. Being a foot, we resorted to using stopped cars as a barrier between us and the beast. As he approached our motorcycle it seemed to catch his attention as he stopped and looked at it. I noticed that the bison had a small, very small, little tree stuck between his head and one of his horns. It appeared that he was looking at himself in one of my bike's rearview mirrors because he hesitated for a moment. Then seemingly, without a care in the world he gave my mirror a slobbery lick and ambled on down the road giving no attention to anything else. My wife was just sure he was going to knock our bike over but no, just a gentle lick and went on his way.