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    Default "Chipping" away at your final expenses

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    An interesting one.

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    I would like to hear the story behind that. “Fargo” comes to mind....
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    I take it that the deceased's family didn't opt for either the full body interment, OR the cremation!
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    Use one of them properly, and you could keep on working on the family farm for years, maybe even decades after you're gone!!

    It's quite amazing how fine a chipper can munch things down to if you keep feeding them thru, and I'm told people make great fertiliser!?! I think you'd want a proper wooden casket tho, none of this MDF stuff - the resins used as glue in that stuff aren't all that good for your health..... or plant growth....




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    I was just watching an episode of "Forensic Files"; where a soon to be ex-husband clubbed his Wife to death, froze her body, and then put it through a chipper...

    They caught the guy quickly!
    When you're running a chipper up on a bridge at 3:00 am: it's tough to not raise questions
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    Default Yikes...!!!

    It does make you wonder where he will have his remains Spread. .....
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    Just a big blender to make homemade Soylent Green!
    On the road again...........and forever young!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoilerAnimal View Post
    Just a big blender to make homemade Soylent Green!
    Ok that’s dating a few of us
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    Yup!

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    life is a real grind sometimes



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    the oven for cremation is too small so they have to make you into smaller parts first.

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    Are they using a toaster oven that's been re-wired by Tim Taylor???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Denman View Post
    Yup!

    What? No Fargo "chipper" scene

    Currently Owned: 2019 F3 Limited, 2020 F3 Limited: SOLD BOTH LIMITEDS in October of 2023.

    Previously : 2008 GS-SM5 (silver), 2009 RS-SE5 (red), 2010 RT-S Premier Editon #474 (black) 2011 RT A&C SE5 (magnesium) 2014 RTS-SE6 (yellow)

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