Here is a little fun to ponder

[Motorcycledave]

Yesterday I was at Costco buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Chester, the Wonder Dog, which weighs 19 lbs.

I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant?
So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

[Bob Denman]

[Eugene]

Now that was hilarious - thanks for making me laugh!

[BoilerAnimal]

EXCELLENT!!!!!!

[Chupaca]

Went in another direction.. I was imagining a pack of dog chasing him down for the pockets full of chow...

[Grandpot]

Set the hook, reel them in.

[BajaRon]

That was downright CRUEL!!~!

I love it!

[samewok]

good for you

[ingramwc]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ARtraveler]

Have you thought about becoming a comedian? That was pretty good.