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    Very Active Member Cruzr Joe's Avatar
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    Default Things our kids say (Add Yours)

    Son: Hey dad, can i borrow your small compressor for awhile?

    Dad: Sure, what happened to the one i gave you?

    Son: I loaned it to a friend.

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    Default Funny....

    But typical....
    Gene and Ilana De Laney
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    2012 RS sm5 , 998cc V-Twin 106hp DIY brake and park brake Classic Black

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    Groan....jpg

    Dad: "Where are you going?"
    Son: "Out."
    Dad: "When will you be back?"
    Son: "Later."

    Who says that the generations don't talk to one another?
    2010 RT A&C, RT-L, RT-L , Orbital Blue, Cognac, Jet Black

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    When I wouldn't buy my daughter something she wanted, she would ask "dad, are we poor?". I would say, "your mom and I aren't, but you are flat broke".
    2021 RTL , brake pedal from "Web Boards" chalk white

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    My 10 year old granddaughter was playing on my father's old manual typewriter when she suddenly looked up at me and said, "Grandpa, this is wireless!"
    2011 RTS (Sold to a very nice lady)
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    2006 Mustang GT. Varooooom!
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    Experience is recognizing the same mistake every time you make it!

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    Our family, going back three generations, has a cabin in the mountains of Wyoming. It has a mounted buffalo and elk head on either side of the fireplace.

    The first time very young Son walked into the place he said...

    "Why do you have dead animal body parts hanging on the wall?"

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    '09 Phantom and a '15 F3-S

    If you don't slow down, they can't catch you..
    ​If you don't give up, they can't win.
    What a long strange journey its been.





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    My friend took her 5 year old daughter for a haircut. Her daughter, Stacey, was tired of her long hair and wanted it cut like her friends hair - in a short pixie. The stylist pulled her hair into a pony tail, slipped a rubber band around it, snipped the pony tail off and handed it to her. She then proceeded with the pixie cut.

    When she was finished, she spun the chair around for Stacey to look at herself in the mirror. Stacey looked, smiled and proclaimed she liked it.....then, holding the pony tail in her hand quickly said, "Okay, now put it back on........."
    He's on his RT She's on her F3

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    "If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die,
    I want to go where they went." ~ ~ Will Rogers

    "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few."
    ~ ~ Winston Churchill in his tribute to the RAF.

    "I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining
    people who think the world owes them a living." ~ ~ John Wayne

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    Son: can I have the new game system?
    Dad : we don't have the extra money!
    Son: mom has lots of checks in the checkbook.
    Traded 2013 rt s se5 for pearl white 2015 RTS se6 .
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    Wife and I have been a couple since 1980
    32 years of wedded bliss

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    Back when I was teaching my youngest son to drive
    We passed a Model A
    He asked me if that is what I learned to drive in
    I told him no
    We had horse and buggy
    Now 2014 RT Limited Cognac
    Was 2008 GS SM5

    Don Garbarino

    Cup Holder
    GPS locking holder
    Mud flap
    Modified KNOTT grill
    Phone holder and charger
    Trailer hitch
    Dual air horn
    Auxiliary fuse box with relays
    Heated clothing controller
    volt/oil pressure gauge
    Sequential signals in mirror
    Tri Axis Handle bars
    Baja Ron anti sway bar/heim links
    shorty antenna
    And many more

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