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  1. 04-21-2017, 09:32 AM #1
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    Default Ad agency pitch for slogans for United Airlines...

    New slogans for United Airlines...




    • We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class.




    • Our prices can’t be beaten...but our passengers can be.




    • We put the hospital in hospitality.




    • We beat our passengers, not the competition.




    • We have an offer you can’t refuse. No, really.




    • Board as a doctor, leave as a patient.




    • Not enough seating? Prepare for a beating.




    • And you thought legroom was an issue.




    • If our staff need a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet.




    • We treat you like we treat your luggage.




    • Fight or flight.




    • You may have patients, but we don’t have patience.




    • We have red-eye and black-eye flights available.




    • Now serving free punch.
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  2. 04-21-2017, 10:29 AM #2
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    My favorite addition to your list would be:
    "United Airlines... now offering Chinese take-out!"
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    What can I say? Except for

    My brother is flying United in a couple weeks. Will see if he has any good stories to tell upon arrival.

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    Tell him not to forget his cup, and his mouthguard...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Denman View Post

    My favorite addition to your list would be:
    "United Airlines... now offering Chinese take-out!"


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    Question Fly United

    United - as in together?



    Identify what you have control over and find peace with what you don't.
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  7. 04-21-2017, 04:51 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerbear View Post
    United - as in together?

    They're gonna have to do something, to make flying seem like fun again...


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    Default Not to laugh...

    but there are some good ones...like the one about your luggage....
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