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  1. 01-07-2017, 11:52 PM #1
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    Default Name something that is a bad idea to do naked.

    Hi folks,

    Everyone is invited to participate.

    This first one is for you Bob Denman.

    - Fry bacon

    - Running down the street from a ticked-off husband

    - Meeting the in-laws for the first time

    OK, what have you?

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    Swim where there are small fish with sharp teeth.


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    Default Depends....

    On what you look like naked...... for me just about anything....including what you mentioned...
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    I've been told that doing the ironing naked isn't such a smart idea - especially if you are using a h/d steam iron!!

    And I can't tell you how I know this, but take my word for it, cutting, welding, or forging any metals with cutters & grinders that are likely to result in heaps of molten metal splatter whilst naked really isn't such a great idea either!!

    But I can be reasonably sure that even without being told you will be able to work out why falling asleep naked in a 'slightly socially confused' state (ie 'drunken stupor') on the (open to the direct sunlight) flying bridge in the early morning tropical sunlight & not waking up until late afternoon is not such a wonderful idea either!!


    Not that I have personally been caught testing any of these out, of course!! I'd never be caught doing anything like this stuff naked - I'm still quicker'n that, & just don't get caught!
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  5. 01-08-2017, 05:47 AM #5
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    looking in a mirror
    NO BIKE AT THIS TIME
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  6. 01-08-2017, 07:40 AM #6
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    Using a paper shredder


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    Running through a briar patch.
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    Frying Little Sizzler sausages

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  9. 01-08-2017, 08:42 AM #9
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    Ice Fishing...

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    About the bacon:

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    After all: "You always hurt the ones you love".
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    Using a Weed Wacker. Ouch!
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    Going to your local Church's sledding party...
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    On a college road trip getting drunk and waking up in the hotel elevator. No, not me, one of our buddies who got pranked.
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  13. 01-08-2017, 12:25 PM #13
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    Trick or Treating...

    And it's NOT okay to tell folks that you're a pull-toy!
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    Riding my White Lighting with my wife.😈

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ctider07 View Post
    Riding my White Lighting with my wife.
    But the family that plays together: stays together!
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    Hi folks,

    - Be a beekeeper

    - Showing up in court for your sentencing hearing

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    Applying for a concealed carry permit in New York.


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    Operating a trap-line...
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    Cool

    Skydiving.....although it has been done images.jpg
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    ICE HOCKEY
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    Quote Originally Posted by OJ UK View Post
    Skydiving.....although it has been done images.jpg
    Talk about "Letting it ALL hang out..."
    What if you hit a bird on the way down?
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    riding a m/c if you are fat
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    flashing someone and being arrested, then being released due to insafishant evidence
    NO BIKE AT THIS TIME
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuznjohn View Post
    flashing someone and being arrested, then being released due to insafishant evidence
    This reminds me of a joke...
    A fella is being divorced, because his Wife says that he's impotent, and his girlfriend is suing him for Child support...
    What do you want to bet that he loses BOTH cases??
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