This thread is getting to be like the coronavirus threads.............
I understand that the length of the dip stick can be compromised. The one on my wife's jeep cherokee is 1qt off. My 2014 1330 always reads the same. Hot, cold or warm, before I start it or after I've shut it down for 2min, 10min or 2 days or 10 days. When I change the oil and filter I put 5qt's of oil in it and I don't look back for another 9k miles. The oil level on the dip stick has never changed in over 40k miles. The level on the dip stick is always between the dots, always. The only time i'd be freaked out is if i found fresh oil on the ground below where I parked my ride, and I do check that often, both before I park and after leave the parking spot.