So tell us: :D How much do they pay for "Virgin Processing Technicians"? :roflblack:
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So tell us: :D How much do they pay for "Virgin Processing Technicians"? :roflblack:
Hi folks,
Just for some fun:
http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/foru...att_id=148090;
Big Brother anyone?
Jerry Baumchen
It might be just me, but I can't see any pic Jerry! :(
What dotted lines?
In this message reply edit box a faint figure shows up. When I click on it and follow the link that comes up in Adblock Plus it goes to Dropzone.com. I'm guessing you have to be a Dropzone registered user to see the image. Maybe Jerry has incorrectly linked to the document, whatever it is.
Hi folks,
Interesting, I see the photo just fine. But, let's try again:
Hmmmm, now it is really small. It's got me beat,
Jerry Baumchen
:clap:
The Pope and Hillary are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Hillary and said, "Do you know that
with one little wave of my hand I can make every
person in this crowd go wild with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts
and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Hillary replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage!
AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!
......but based on the competition, that Pope would have just struck the next President of the United States and would have been up to his eye balls in Secret Service!:banghead::banghead:
I wasn't intending to post it... nojoke
Between the Religious and Political aspects of it: I thought for sure that I'd be in trouble. :shocked:
Then I thought:
"What the heck..." :roflblack:
If I come across a good one about Donald Trump and a Rabbi: I'll post it also! :thumbup:
Hi Bob,
Re: If I come across a good one about Donald Trump . . .
There are no good ones about The Donald.
Geo. Will writes: “There’s an old adage about a vat of wine standing next to a vat of sewage. Add a cup of wine to the sewage, and it is still sewage. But add a cup of sewage to the wine, and it is no longer wine but sewage. Is this what D***** T**** has done to our politics?”
This will probably got pulled,
Jerry Baumchen
:D Was it a Moscato; or just a White Zinfandel? :roflblack:
Seriously: I'm looking for humor from "ANY side of the fence"... :clap:
After all: "Laughter IS the best medicine!" nojoke
Jerry,
You and I obviously don't see eye to eye on this whole Political thing, and I can appreciate that...
Besides: you've got a Helluva great sense of humor!
Soon - - -
;)
Joe T.
A Catholic priest and a Jewish Rabbi meet at a delicatessen for lunch. The Rabbi orders the pastrami, the priest orders the ham.
"I'm just curious," the priest says to the Rabbi. "Why can't you eat ham?"
"Never really thought about it," the Rabbi replies. "As a Jew, it's just one of the ways we are expected to show our devotion and obedience to God."
As they eat lunch, the Rabbi starts talking about how beautiful his wife is, and how great she is in the sack. "Why can't you take a wife?" the Rabbi asks the priest.
"I dunno ," the priest says. "It's just one of the ways I am expected to show my devotion and obedience to God."
They eat in silence for a while until the Rabbi says, "Even though neither of us can say for sure, I gotta believe it's better than a ham sandwich."
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash, and just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get this joker to drop the price. See you later, grandpa.
Never mess with the elderly!
:roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:
Few people realize it but...........
Our favorite cartoon characters are also now seniors!
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TIME FLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D I don't feel so bad now... THANKS! :clap: