:coffee:..If I could remember where I put my keys, then the keys would not be missing.
So anyone find my keys? .......:banghead:......:)
Stay Healthy and Safe. ....:thumbup:
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:coffee:..If I could remember where I put my keys, then the keys would not be missing.
So anyone find my keys? .......:banghead:......:)
Stay Healthy and Safe. ....:thumbup:
What you are speaks so loud I can't hear what you say.
paraphrased, attributed to R.W. Emerson
Do you ever get up in the morning, look at yourself in the mirror and think…."That can't be accurate."
When J.C. pushes that button up there with your number on it, there ain't no circuit breaker between you and the Lord.
From Voltaire who is responding to a critic's letter:
"Sir, I am sitting in the smallest room of the house.
Presently, your letter is before me.
Soon, it will be behind me."
Joe T.
We shall never surrender.
"If it isn't One Thing, it's Two Things"
Paraphrasing someone famous somewhere... :rolleyes:
"We shall fight (them) on the beaches,
we shall fight (them) on the grounds,
we shall fight (them) in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight (them) in the hills;
we shall never surrender....
and I dib Manchester to beat Liverpool in the World Cup Final!" :ohyea:
“Individuality is fine as long as we all do it together.” Major Frank Burns M*A*S*H
“All men’s miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone.” –Blaise Pascal
One of my favorite quotes is in my signature, courtesy of Mr. W. C. Fields... whose picture is my avatar!
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx
"A lie gets half way round the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on" Winston Churchill
Ya can’t fix stupid…
Speaking of duct tape... " 'If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.'" - Red Green
"All right everyone, Line up Alphabetically according to your height."
Choked on my coffee when I read this . . . as it was uttered, I mean YELLED by the 1/Sgt on my first day in the police academy. Imagine a gym full of scared sh*tless "Trooper Candidates" all looking around and wondering WTF??? I hadn't heard it again until I read this post . . . . talk about a flashback!
Actually does make sense though. All the “A’s” get together, then line up by height, then the “B’s”….. why you would do this though I haven’t a clue…
One I recall from a similar time in my life is:
"Stop looking at me in that tone of voice or I'll deafen your eyeballs!" :shocked:
I'm pretty sure that I wasn't alone in not getting it then, but I can guarantee that from there on, none of us ever looked anywhere but directly ahead for the remainder of our training! :rolleyes:
That particular Instructor (great guy actually) called me aside as we broke formation after marching off from our Graduation Parade, just so he could claim to be the first to salute me, and I was sorely tempted to ask him what he meant.... but still didn't have the guts at the time; and then sorta never had an opportunity later on, cos things got pretty intense very soon after and he wasn't around to ask anymore. :(
No matter how you push the envelope, it's still stationary.
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” – George Santayana
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder"
-Alfred Hitchcock
Don't hold on to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it.