What's Your Sign?

[Bob Denman]

This oft-used Happy-Hour line, has now gotten much tougher to answer... :shocked:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/09/26/chaos-in-the-zodiac-some-virgos-are-leos-now-but-nasa-couldnt-care-less/

[vided]

I prefer to use " excuse me, did I happen to leave my congressional Medal of Honor here?"
all I ever get with that line is the old WTH look :roflblack::roflblack::yikes:

[Bob Denman]

If you lick your own eyebrows while asking that: you'll get better results! :2thumbs:

[SteveLaoyster]

This oft-used Happy-Hour line, has now gotten much tougher to answer... :shocked:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/09/26/chaos-in-the-zodiac-some-virgos-are-leos-now-but-nasa-couldnt-care-less/



Not only that, there are going to be a lot of confused people out there!!!! There are people that base parts or all of their lives around this!!! :gaah::gaah::gaah::gaah::gaah::gaah::yikes::yikes: :yikes::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack :

[Bob Denman]

Here the "new" dates for all 13 signs:

Capricorn: January 20 - February 16

Aquarius: February 16 – March 11

Pisces: March 11 – April 18

Aries: April 18 – May 13

Taurus: May 13 – June 21

Gemini: June 21 – July 20

Cancer: July 20 – August 10

Leo: August 10 – September 16

Virgo: September 16 – October 30

Libra: October 30 – November 23

Scorpio: November 23 – November 29

Ophiuchus: November 29 – December 17

Sagittarius: December 17 – January 20

[ARtraveler]

Well, I got changed out. Now I know why everything seems so out of kilter most of the time. :yikes:

[vided]

Well, I got changed out. Now I know why everything seems so out of kilter most of the time. :yikes:


What he said :agree:

[Bob Denman]

Me, The Missus, and Sonny-Boy ALL got discombobulated, with this announcement... :banghead:

I'd go back to bed, but I'm afraid that they'd wake me up in a different Time Zone... :shocked:

[SteveLaoyster]

Here the "new" dates for all 13 signs:

Capricorn: January 20 - February 16

Aquarius: February 16 – March 11

Pisces: March 11 – April 18

Aries: April 18 – May 13

Taurus: May 13 – June 21

Gemini: June 21 – July 20

Cancer: July 20 – August 10

Leo: August 10 – September 16

Virgo: September 16 – October 30

Libra: October 30 – November 23

Scorpio: November 23 – November 29

Ophiuchus: November 29 – December 17

Sagittarius: December 17 – January 20


I KNEW IT!!!!!! Now I have to change my phone number & move too!!!! And probably my hair style. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflb lack:

[Bob Denman]

I KNEW IT!!!!!! Now I have to change my phone number & move too!!!! And probably my hair style. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflb lack:

As long as they let you keep your Doctor... IF you like him! :D

[Sam Mac]

Now I know why things are so weird.

[mxz600]

I could not care less. I have never paid any attention to this nonsense.

[JerryB]

Hi mxz600,

Re: I could not care less. I have never paid any attention to this nonsense.

+1. It is right up there with Santa Claus & the Easter Bunny.

Hmmmm, Nancy Reagan and her astrologer; hmmmmm,

Jerry Baumchen

[sinner45]

I'm going to buck this new b s also, I'm staying a Gemini
Have a good day from Fargo ND keep it safe out there

Sent from my QTAQZ3 using Tapatalk

[ARtraveler]

Hi mxz600,

Re: I could not care less. I have never paid any attention to this nonsense.

+1. It is right up there with Santa Claus & the Easter Bunny.

Hmmmm, Nancy Reagan and her astrologer; hmmmmm,

Jerry Baumchen

And...much of Reagan's doings were based on the daily predictions of Nancy's personal astrologer. Including the exact timing of the inauguration and the funeral.

[Bob Denman]

I'm going to buck this new b s also, I'm staying a Gemini
Have a good day from Fargo ND keep it safe out there
I think that I might also "Self-Identify" as a Libra... :D


"The same as it ever was..."

https://youtu.be/98AJUj-qxHI

[mowin]

Nope.. not changing. I was born a Sagittarius, and I'm sticking with it.

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: I'll stick with Libra: it's easier to spell! :D

[Deer Slayer]

I have two signs, Bar and Food. :cheers:

[Lew L]

"Slippery when wet"






Kaos

[Bob Denman]

138166

[Dan McNally]

Here the "new" dates for all 13 signs:

Capricorn: January 20 - February 16

Aquarius: February 16 – March 11

Pisces: March 11 – April 18

Aries: April 18 – May 13

Taurus: May 13 – June 21

Gemini: June 21 – July 20

Cancer: July 20 – August 10

Leo: August 10 – September 16

Virgo: September 16 – October 30

Libra: October 30 – November 23

Scorpio: November 23 – November 29

Ophiuchus: November 29 – December 17

Sagittarius: December 17 – January 20

I saw that on TV, today - my first thought was that someone has way too much time on their hands. That was also every thought I've had about it, since.

[Sam Mac]

138169:roflblack:

[mowin]

Ok.... What I REALLY wanted to say.. I was born a male, and a Sagittarius. Can't change either one. DNA don't lie, and in '64, I was a Sagittarius. Case closed...

[cuznjohn]

MY EX WAS WATER, and i am dirt, together we made mud

[Chupaca]

Here the "new" dates for all 13 signs:

Capricorn: January 20 - February 16

Aquarius: February 16 – March 11

Pisces: March 11 – April 18

Aries: April 18 – May 13

Taurus: May 13 – June 21

Gemini: June 21 – July 20

Cancer: July 20 – August 10

Leo: August 10 – September 16

Virgo: September 16 – October 30

Libra: October 30 – November 23

Scorpio: November 23 – November 29

Ophiuchus: November 29 – December 17

Sagittarius: December 17 – January 20

Now you really blew it....all those born on starting or ending dates have the option of being either one....:roflblack:

[Bob Denman]

MY EX WAS WATER, and i am dirt, together we made mud

:D A Classic line, from one of the funniest movies EVER!! :clap:

Thornton Melon (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001098/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): [on his second wife] Oh, we were doomed from the start. I'm an Earth sign. She's a Water sign. Together, we made mud.

[cuznjohn]

according to the new signs, i used to be a cancer, july 17th. now i am a gemini. i am glad because i never liked being a cancer

[retread]

I call discrimination, every sign has 20 or more days, except scorpio, with only 6!!:joke:

john

[Bob Denman]

My Brother-In-Law is one of them...(November 28th)
He said that it made him feel "rare, and special" :2thumbs:

[SteveLaoyster]

I once heard a comedian use the sign "feces". I don't see that one on the list. Must have something to do with a situation involving alcohol.:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes: