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vided
04-12-2016, 10:07 AM
I'm a guy, she's single... She lives right across the street.I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have
this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"





BEING A SENIOR CITIZEN REALLY SUCKS!!!!
Bob Denman
04-12-2016, 10:09 AM
:shocked: AWWwwwwwwwww..... :shocked:
Devious56
04-12-2016, 10:13 AM
Serves you right. Hope you told her no.
Chupaca
04-12-2016, 10:14 AM
It would have been so much nicer if she simply asked to watch her dog...but then she would not have gotten you to admit you had nothing better to do...:roflblack::roflblack:
Bob Denman
04-12-2016, 10:34 AM
Did you and the pooch stay up and rent, "Lassie Come Home"? :D
Cruzr Joe
04-12-2016, 12:34 PM
They watched reruns of Rin Tin Tin.


Cruzr Joe
Bob Denman
04-12-2016, 01:09 PM
:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popc orn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:: popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ao7gB0kjY_Q
PrairieSpyder
04-12-2016, 01:13 PM
He probably dog-sat at her house and rented a bunch of porn on her cable account!
ARtraveler
04-12-2016, 01:23 PM
Wow, that fantasy got busted quickly. :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:
SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN
04-12-2016, 01:33 PM
I'm a guy, she's single... She lives right across the street.I can see her place from my kitchen window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have
this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight. Are you doing anything?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"

"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"





BEING A SENIOR CITIZEN REALLY SUCKS!!!!


so, did you puppy sit or not, we want to know. :popcorn:
Bob Denman
04-12-2016, 01:56 PM
He probably dog-sat at her house and rented a bunch of porn on her cable account!

:D :clap: THAT'S my boy!!! :2thumbs: :firstplace: :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack:
vided
04-12-2016, 02:21 PM
He probably dog-sat at her house and rented a bunch of porn on her cable account!

http://www.spyderlovers.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=127821&stc=1