bullet proof Boss Hoss

[babyanlee]

Talk about 'road rage'! Designed as an equalizer for Inconceivable and unpredictable lane changes and other traffic related anomalies perpetrated by the cell phone using, motor home/SUV driving morons from texass on the rest of us. The below pictured machine was designed for that purpose.



Each mini gun fires at a rate of 3000 rounds for minute (6000 total). During initial test and evaluation it was demonstrated that a single 2 second burst burst would and did blow a 40 foot RV with tow car clean off the road leaving an open and unobstructed route ahead. It will vaporize an SUV in seconds!



Tests further indicated that after two or three RV's/SUV's in a row were eliminated, or "friggin smoked", others voluntarily pulled off the road and thus became a "non threat".



http://www.spyderlovers.com/forums/cid:image001.jpg@01C98A86.8FC8C4C0



Bullet Proof Boss Hoss Motorcycle



As we all know by now, riding your motorcycle is dangerous. Not only are there cars out there who are looking to get you, but the drivers often take out a gun and shoot at you (depending on where you live in the world). For example, riding one of the texass highways and honking your horn at a passing SUV can result in the driver pulling a handgun and start blasting away.

So you'll need to go into full protection mode. Hollywood ********/Inventor Eddie Paul did exactly that. The motorcycle is called "Secret Weapon", and is based on a Boss Hoss motorcycle with thick metal body parts. Two 7.62mm electrically driven rotating Gatling guns are mounted in the front, and a Lexan bullet-proof windscreen will stop anything but atomic bombs. According to Eddie, it can even stop a .44 Magnum bullet!

http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/bullet-proof-boss-hoss-motorcycle.htm (http://news.motorbiker.org/blogs.nsf/dx/bullet-proof-boss-hoss-motorcycle.htm)

I couldn't get the pix to copy so go to the link and look. Now wouldn't a Spyder look nice like this:2thumbs:

[Lamonster]

:2thumbs:
http://www.bigbikeriders.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=84

[Ryno]

That is one cool looking ride..

[kalavera]

I think I found my next Mod:yikes:
LOL

[Donzo]

That seat looks comfy for the long rides :shocked:

[vt228]

:2thumbs: the boss is in lol
http://www.bigbikeriders.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=84[/quote]
:2thumbs::2thumbs::clap::clap::clap::2thumbs::2thu mbs: mean looking it can open the road nice job :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

[Roaddog2]

Commuting can now become fun:clap:

[ataDude]

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Thanks for insulting Texas and Texans with the moron nickname and your spelling of the state's name!

ataDude, a "moron" in "texass".
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Talk about 'road rage'! Designed as an equalizer for Inconceivable and unpredictable lane changes and other traffic related anomalies perpetrated by the cell phone using, motor home/SUV driving morons from texass on the rest of us...

[babyanlee]

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Thanks for insulting Texas and Texans with the moron nickname and your spelling of the state's name!

ataDude, a "moron" in "texass".
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Hey, I just posted it - I didn't write it:dontknow:

[Lamonster]

This bike was built by Eddie Paul in 5 days. You can buy a video of how it was done.
Eddie does fast and the furious cars, Cars cartoons, basically fast builds of stuff for Hollywood.
her'es his list of projects
http://www.epindustries.com/epcustoms.html
here's eddie's videos
http://www.shop.epindustries.com/cat...2?categoryId=6 (http://www.shop.epindustries.com/category.sc;jsessionid=F6599C21961565DB10FCF565DDA 9EBDE.qscstrfrnt02?categoryId=6)

here's his one on the above Boss Hoss called the Secret Weapon
http://www.shop.epindustries.com/pro...6&productId=35 (http://www.shop.epindustries.com/product.sc?categoryId=6&productId=35)

he also built another Boss called Chopper One
I also have his book on how he built Chopper One
http://www.shop.epindustries.com/sea...ds=Chopper+One (http://www.shop.epindustries.com/searchquick-submit.sc;jsessionid=F6599C21961565DB10FCF565DDA9E BDE.qscstrfrnt02?keywords=Chopper+One)

More about eddie here
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3D2%26hl%3Den (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.automatters.net/2007%2520Columns/0224_files/image014.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.automatters.net/2007%2520Columns/0224.htm&usg=__1mg89f2_AKsi6sno4wmn7c4SglQ=&h=337&w=506&sz=30&hl=en&start=16&tbnid=Br5VFfsLwCJpgM:&tbnh=87&tbnw=131&prev=/images%3Fq%3Deddie%2Bpaul%2Bstunt%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3 Den)

http://www.gizmag.com/pictures/4794_291005122857.jpg

[bjt]

:shocked: Thats a monster.

[speedster200]

I bet it gets two tires to the mile:bowdown:

[fester]

This bike was built by Eddie Paul in 5 days. You can buy a video of how it was done.
Eddie does fast and the furious cars, Cars cartoons, basically fast builds of stuff for Hollywood.
her'es his list of projects
http://www.epindustries.com/epcustoms.html
here's eddie's videos
http://www.shop.epindustries.com/cat...2?categoryId=6 (http://www.shop.epindustries.com/category.sc;jsessionid=F6599C21961565DB10FCF565DDA 9EBDE.qscstrfrnt02?categoryId=6)

here's his one on the above Boss Hoss called the Secret Weapon
http://www.shop.epindustries.com/pro...6&productId=35 (http://www.shop.epindustries.com/product.sc?categoryId=6&productId=35)

he also built another Boss called Chopper One
I also have his book on how he built Chopper One
http://www.shop.epindustries.com/sea...ds=Chopper+One (http://www.shop.epindustries.com/searchquick-submit.sc;jsessionid=F6599C21961565DB10FCF565DDA9E BDE.qscstrfrnt02?keywords=Chopper+One)

More about eddie here
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3D2%26hl%3Den (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.automatters.net/2007%2520Columns/0224_files/image014.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.automatters.net/2007%2520Columns/0224.htm&usg=__1mg89f2_AKsi6sno4wmn7c4SglQ=&h=337&w=506&sz=30&hl=en&start=16&tbnid=Br5VFfsLwCJpgM:&tbnh=87&tbnw=131&prev=/images%3Fq%3Deddie%2Bpaul%2Bstunt%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3 Den)

http://www.gizmag.com/pictures/4794_291005122857.jpg


I saw a book on this (How to Build the Ultimate Chopper) and it was not built by "Eddie Paul". And neither was the army camo bike. It was built by guys in his shop and Paul only takes credit for it. Much credit to the guys who actually built and painted these outrageous machines but Eddie Paul seems to be nothing but a poser looking for glory. And I lay odds that the bike doesn't even run.

[daddydarko]

Oooooh. I like.

If my :spyder2: ever comes back from the painter, you'd see some similarities. I wonder how he fabbed the Gatlin guns? Very nice.

[dltang]

James, where have you been? I thought you had fallen off the face of the earth. It is good to see you back and to know you still have a spyder. Keep reading and you will see Brian and I are already planning two trips, one to Niagara Falls in April and one to LA in June. Any interest?

Sorry about the thread hijack, I was just so happy to see daddydarko back on line.

[bjt]

daddydarko comes out of hiding..... :D How you been bro?

[daddydarko]

I am alive and well. Just keeping my head low. I'll be more active when my :f_spider: comes back. It depresses me to talk about my bike when I can't ride it. :(

[NancysToy]

I am alive and well. Just keeping my head low. I'll be more active when my :f_spider: comes back. It depresses me to talk about my bike when I can't ride it. :(
Sounds like winter in Michigan, my friend. :D Nice to see you back online. Looking forward to your latest creation.
-Scotty