Dispelling myths regarding Valkyries and Ninjas. Tell them they are women

[Rogue Hawk]

The Valkyrie bikes is a legendary name in motorcycles. When I had my VFR1200, I was in the sales managers office discussing an extended warranty when I noticed a poster depicting a Valkyrie bike on his wall. A very impressive depiction. Besides the bike, it had two Viking looking guys with there swords out ready to attack. I said, "Cool poster, but do you know Valkyries are women?". The look on his face was epic.

I said something similar to a guy who had a cool illustration of a ninja on his laptop. I told him that since ninjas are stealth warriors, women where used more because they are smaller and can keep there balance better than men. FYI, women have a lower center of gravity than men. It also makes them better as fighter pilots since they can take more G's before passing out.



Some people can't handle the truth ;)

[Bob Denman]

:shocked: By golly; you're right! :thumbup:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyrie

[bscrive]

Of course Valkyries are women why do you think the big dudes were standing there with swords, to protect their woman the Valkyrie. We guys who own Valkyries also called them fat girls. You can't beat a Valkyrie for comfort, reliability and power.:thumbup:

[Yazz]

Another great women's fighting force was the Russian 'Night Witches.'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Witches

[jaherbst]

Sheeeeeeez you guys are full of useless information. Get off the couch and take the garbage out or something! :joke:

Jack

[Chupaca]

Sheeeeeeez you guys are full of useless information. Get off the couch and take the garbage out or something! :joke:

Jack


Amazing what's stored in the far reaches of some minds...:roflblack: my kids always asked..how do you know all that stuff..?? Always told them cause I'm old..:roflblack:

[Pennyrick]

Of course she was female. No man would be this gorgeous!!http://www.spyderlovers.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=122332&stc=1

[PrairieSpyder]

Amazing what's stored in the far reaches of some minds...:roflblack: my kids always asked..how do you know all that stuff..?? Always told them cause I'm old..:roflblack:

I say it's because i paid attention and studied hard in school! If they don't buy that I fall back on "because I'm old and I know how to Google! nojoke

[Bob Denman]

Sheeeeeeez you guys are full of useless information. Get off the couch and take the garbage out or something! :joke:

Jack
Jack,
All of that useless information makes my conversations almost sound interesting... ;)

[Rogue Hawk]

Of course she was female. No man would be this gorgeous!!http://www.spyderlovers.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=122332&stc=1


or have such a nice big round ass, Sir Mixalot :yes:

[arntufun]

or have such a nice big round ass, Sir Mixalot :yes:



You must be in my age bracket if you know Sir Mixalot !!!! :thumbup:

[bruiser]

I could not resist.

https://youtu.be/GKaYOW9zMoY

[BajaRon]

http://i1216.photobucket.com/albums/dd365/BajaRon/Other/MeampValkSmall_zpsyix3zol2.jpg~original

[Bob Denman]

I could not resist.

https://youtu.be/GKaYOW9zMoY

:D Gosh, I just LOVE that scene!! :2thumbs:

[bscrive]

This is my new one, sold my 1999 Interstate last spring. The other sexy one is my wife's new F3.

http://www.spyderlovers.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=122379&stc=1