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vided
12-31-2015, 06:02 AM
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.


The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial.


It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.


Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft
surface like grass or a path."


"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you
to go walking with her.


In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."


The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room,
slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.


"I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag?



Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

This level of sensitivity can't be taught.

Bob Denman
12-31-2015, 08:03 AM
:shocked: How DO you remove a sand wedge from that particular bodily orifice? :yikes:

vided
12-31-2015, 08:15 AM
with a 7 iron :roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflblack::roflb lack:

Bob Denman
12-31-2015, 08:22 AM
I should have known that... :shocked:
My Bad! :opps:

http://www.spyderlovers.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=121967&stc=1

vided
12-31-2015, 08:33 AM
https://youtu.be/iHXaseq7iKE

3 Wheel Rider
12-31-2015, 08:43 AM
Another option for a shared experience could be... His and Hers Lawnmowers :roflblack:

Bob Denman
12-31-2015, 08:46 AM
Another option for a shared exerience could be... His and Hers Lawnmowers :roflblack:
:shocked: In other words... a "Lawn Demolition Derby"! :yikes:

jaherbst
12-31-2015, 09:39 AM
More useful knowledge shared between the male gender. :joke:

Jack

Chupaca
12-31-2015, 11:48 AM
You need a purpose, a goal. .I would not have suggested she carry the bag but walking the course seems like a winner...:roflblack:

Bob Denman
12-31-2015, 11:57 AM
:shocked: Gee... If she's gonna tag along, and ruin a day on the links; she might as well make herself useful! :roflblack: